The Chav Finder General Goes Undercover!

Aren't theme nights at the union great!

 

*points* Found one!

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

 

Fuck me, that's a proper chav! Good work, sunshine!

 

It's very un-hippy like to label people.

 

That devvo guy is a fake I think... I mean, most videos hes in a rich neiborhood wearing some track suits... dosnt seem like a poor druggy like he's suppose to be.

 

i dont think we shoudl attach labels to kids,

we are all gods children after all

 

Hmmm...

Just like to point out here that:

Firstly, yes of course it's not real, but that's the point. Chavving it up is actually quite fun. Taking the piss out of those idiots who like nothing better than to make a nuisance of themselves. And don't give my that "it's just snobbery" rubbish because there are plenty of people out there from similar social and economic backgrounds who are actually bloody nice people, don't smash up bus stops, don't mug you, don't wear hideous outfits trying to get the biggest pieces of jewellery they can find wearing clothes with the biggest fashion logo on them and thinking that that awful burberry pattern actually lokos good. And regarding burberry, real or fake, it's pretty minging and says Chav to me, no matter how much it cost to buy.

Secondly, Chavs aren't necessarily druggies and vice versa. You should all know that being hippies, you must have non-chav mates who like to smoke this and that every now and again.

Thirdly, it's not just the youngsters who are Chavs. People well into their twenties or even 30s have been spotted scoring very highly on the pointscoring chav-spotter game. And when they're that age they're no longer poor unfortunate youngsters sucked in by peer pressure, they are 'fookin' scary yobs'.

Finally, as hippies, you'd do well to be aware of all this as you might meet one one day who would think it'd really impress his mates if he decided to start a fight with you. Best weapon you've got is ridiculing them. I'd start now if I were you.