the chats meow

Fuck lol... I was stoned last night and spilt milk all over my laptop... And now it's completely fried, I can't believe I finally broke it after all the shit it's been through haha

It's weird but I dont even really care, this is the first time I've been computerless since I was like 8... It's kind of nice, I don't even want a new one.. My phone works good enough for me

 

dear purplebyhimself...dude i am saddenned and disappointed about by your reaction to your friends bailing on you and leaving you stuck with those girls

when i was your age i did the exact polar opposite...dude....i ditched my motherfuckin friends so that i would get to have all the women to myself

wingmen are for pussies...remember it...live it


it is a lovely dovely wake and bake morning...blueberry for breakfast as they say....

 

Tea and a crystal bowl for my morning.

 

a bowl of crystal?

 

thats what i was wondering...

no work today jokermean?

 

Up late tonight..... fuck ya!!! first weekend in ages have not had to start at 7:30am and I am so glad I am outta there the chicks I have been working with have been going apeshit!!

I mean it's crazy pathetic drama that I have no idea where it came from.

 

whorison319
jokermean
purplebyhimself
gooeyboobers
lovelymammary's
Bgay
tyson woodless
peeing libra
manservant on the bus
penisfan13


i got no more atm

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcKTJh_NuVw"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcKTJh_NuVw
donald...

 

i'm grilling outside for work at like 4:30?.. not for certain.. next to my name it just said "grill".. no time

 

whoa whoa whoa.. WTF are you bitching about? Reach down between your legs and grab that clump of meat.. those are your fucking cock and balls... not a fucking pussy.. now use'em!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0s6HRa3nf8"]Brotha Lynch Hung-Lose A Hoe, Gain A Hoe - YouTube

 

Life is good.

 

Life is Good

 

good day to be alive

 

it sure is

I picked up a quarter of mollissa last night... ohhh snap

 

some dipshit tried to steal my hood ornament twice and failed both times. they managed to break the spring this time so now it doesn't sit straight. the fuckers better bring a wrench next time - it's still on there pretty good. can't beat german engineering.

i feel like waiting in the bushes tonight with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers

 

the sunset yesterday:sunny:

 

Its cloudy and hot here no sun

 

Shit, I thought a new windshield was around $100... I've called multiple people now and they've call given me estimates of 300-400$ whatthefuck

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmQoWQb4tx0"]Goggles Paesano at the Indianrockolis 500.wmv - YouTube

 

i been a bad muslim today i had a energy drink