the chats meow

*mwah!!!!!*

 

*mwah*

I wanted to stick my dick in so many women I saw these last two days...

 

I could only imagine.....

 

i have a beautiful inground pool to relax beside all day...have my sisters house to myself...i gotta give props to my brother in law..

.he has rescued me so many times...he is a trucker,so after driving all day yesterday he still stopped and helped me..

..at one point he backed a semi tractor trailer down the shoulder of the highway to where i had broke down....

at 6pm in major traffic..i have never seen a more skilled driver...so theres me....flashers only being towed behind him on the highway...and i'm thinking...should i take a hand off the wheel to reach for my coffee...i did

then the popo finally pull us over and they could not believe that we just came off the highway and no one pulled us over...it was quite an adventure

head cheese is disgusting

 

"head cheese is disgusting"


Head cheese is vampire food...

 

So I'm getting to do another festival next weekend! This one is a way from town.. 2hr drive to get there... so I'll be camping out at this one.. bossman is gonna either bring up his camper trailer or a pop-up camper.. this one is a festival i've been to before.. been about a decade since i've been to one though... All I know so far is that it's me.. there will be 2 others that'll be out there with me and I hope they aren't lames

 

this is me today...i figured with the 5 hun repair it is like renting a mansion with a pool and a stocked everything for 24 hours..i stumbled onpon mojitos and real fruit banana popsicles...put those two together and wham...all of a sudden yer singing faith by wham lol

see what i did there?

i have quite glow atm....

 

and here is my only companion...chief...best dog ever

where is y'all?

 

Just got my paycheck... Over $800! I'm so surprised, my last check was only around $400... I thought that's what I'd be making every two weeks, but apparently I started working midway trough a pay period so I actually get like $1,600 a month! That's so much considering I only need to pay $200 a month on expenses.. I'm going to be rich

 

watching the history channel about " hippies " funny stuff man

 

Nice place Rolling!!

Ortus start saving bro!!


And really head cheese??!! Ewwwww

 

sorry if this is a stupid question buT wtf IS HEAD CHEESE

 

maybe we should all work at dairy queen..

 

thats shit that build up on an UN-circumcised penis..

 

*applies to dairy queen*

 

im eating ice cream right before i leave for work. ice cream is happy food.

 

i'm eating blacken chicken salad

 

Right holy shit man, 800$ a week, 1600 a pay period? at DQ, its around 20$/hr??

I don't think I've ever been paid that much from a legitimate job... fuck man, I worked as a clerk for a hospital for a minute there, doing all sorts of billing and medicare coding and shit and don't think I even made that much there..

Hang on to that job dude, especially if you're living at home... get some stacks saved.

Anyways, I feel sick as HELL today... Max nauseous for some reason.. Fortunately I've got a bunch of good bubble hash on hand which is fantastic for nausea... only for like an hour or two though..

What really sucks is I'm going out to eat with family who I haven't seen in years tonight, they are in town for something and are staying like an hour and half away... We're meeting at a restaurant roughly half way... I don't wanna cancel, I've been lookin forward to this, plus I'm not that kinda guy.. I am sick as fuckk though and DEF don't wanna eat nothing..

fuck.

 

So InfraSound was sick! Didn't make much in tips.. under $100 and a bud in 2 days... was offered some L at 11am friday... figured that wouldn't have been a good idea with my boss right there... He left around 1pm.. I was there all by myself so I mixed up a weak mixer figuring i'd get a tiny buzz going but nothing serious.. Well standing outside while its high 90s outside.. weak mixers.. when pounded because its hot and you're thirsty... come 5pm when the other bartender showed up.. i had a pretty good drunk going..

Found out that next weekend I'm going to be bartending the Big Wu Family Reunion! Should be a blast! Been years since i've made it to one.... Keller Williams will be there.. ton of other good bands.. 3 nights of music.. 2 nights of Big Wu!... boss is going take either his trailer out there or a pop-up.. since i'll have to camp out there for the whole thing.. since its 2hrs away.. boss says he'll probably pay me $400 cash for going out there.. going out with 2 other co-workers.. not sure which ones yet.. but i hope they aren't some of the lame ones...

 

no no, 800$ every two weeks, because i get paid every two weeks, which is around $1,600 a month. I made $827 on this check, but i took an extra day off plus went home early 3 or so times, so really i'd be making even more, probably $900 every two weeks if i didn't go early.

$1,600+ a month is good for a kid with nothing to spend it on gunna have so much saved up after a while...