The Cat

Happy Birthday, Sooty! .

I've been twenty for about a month now... my advice is to keep your expectations low for the next decade, and you wont be disappointed.

Just kidding. Hope you're having a great time.

 

You expect me to know?

Just be glad you can revel in my presence.

 

I wish you had been there to give me that advice about a year ago..

Anyhooo..

Happy birthday, sooty! Being 20 is not so bad, as long as you don't think about the fact that you're less than ten years from being 30.. :&

 

thanks lodui yeh im thinking its all downhill from here but i intend to keep on being a feisty bitch so it should be interesting

colenzo - shut your fuck

 

thanks kozmicblue! hahah yeah i was actually thinking about hitting 30 last night. i dont wanna get olllllllddd

 

At least when you're thirty you can complain a lot.

 

nah the line is way too long.

 

Keep being feisty, then being old will only matter when we're complaning about social secutity.

Damn Kids!

 

hahah yeah im gonna be one of those bastard old bitches who beats kids with her cane and yells at random people. and ill be crazy too, talk to myself .

 

I'm ten steps ahead of ya.

I'm so old, I'm thinking of pension reform on my grandkids.

And I don't even have children.

 

Do you always think about fucking and old people?

 

Hey, we should start a club.

I may be white too, but whiteys keepin me down hardcore.

 

colenzos answer to everything is fucking.

 

Yah, before whitey invented viagra. Now even albinos get me going.

 

Thats why he's still on my buddy list.

 

i am not a slut!

 

we all know you're not, but you can't blame colenzo for having his precious dreams.

 

Damn, I would be a slut if shrimp festival was mentioned.

 

shut up and get in the shrimp mobile!!

he fantasises about what he cant have

 

You don't drink tea.

Why are you being mean to sooty on her birthday?

I couldn't imagine pics of sooty that woudn't make me think a lot more of her.