So last night O had a butt fit. It was kinda my bad but I didnt mean to cause it. See for school she was drawing a no to drugs poster and asked how I liked it. To be totaly honest she had done better work but it was not that bad I said Its ok i guess but i dont get it why is the lady going to lick a lollypop man. She freaked, it was not a lollypop it was a merror. Not my fault it looked like a lollypop she did speed thru the poster. So she ran to her room all kinds of mad and gets ready to make her bed. I though it would make her laugh so i went in and said in a baby kind of voice "bebe why you cry" she looked at me and said you dont like my poster So i rubbed the poster on my butt, butt jokes are funny well this time it wasnt funny i guess because she got mad. Well for some reaon I had been carring a pirate sword so i poked her with it and said "bebe why you cry" She looked at me and said you whiped your butt with my poster I said (in the same voice) "i not" she almost laughed but turned around and huffed so I poked her with the sword again she turned around and yelled why did you poke me again i said I NOT she got way close to laughing again so i poked her she turned around and yelled Stop poking me I said I NOT and put my hands in the air that was it she laughed and laughed So i said bebe why you laugh and i cant rember what she said but i got pretend mad stomped my foot and yelled I NOT!!! Yeh she was in a much betterr mood for our talk after that. I did say sorry and then told her next time she makes something to take her time on it and spell words right and that concerding it only took her 5 mins or so she did a good job. Next time she has a fit i may go jump on her bed while playing catch with a stuffed bear or something while singing about peeing my pants.
