The Bizarre News Thread

Post your weird and wacky daily news articles here, in this thread please.

Here is an amusing story about a priest who tied himself to 1,000 helium balloons to raise money to build a shelter for local truck drivers, and got swept away to his death by a phantom gust of wind.

It's not funny really, but it is.


Body of Ballooning Priest found in Brazil

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7532254.stm

 

BREAKING NEWS!

Johnny gets a tennis ball haircut!

http://frostfirezoo.com/tennis-ball-hair-cut

 

Well today is National Cheesecake Day


Hotwater

 

are you serious?!?! THATS MY FAVORITE DAY

 

For real so pig-out


Hotwater

 

Bear with Jar on its Head gets Shot

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7534325.stm

 

couple of days ago, i went to send my dad an ecard for his birthday and national cheesecake day was advertised on the side... totally sent ecards to my friends..

 

Yesterday I got banned from hipforums for 'providing minors getting the links for inner-racial-gang-bang pornography'.......Say no more......
Today they un-banned me, so...yaaaay.....

 

Your not really a good member unless you get banned its like a must. You should have been here when the RT itself got banned.

 

Yes, but should I highlight the fact that I did not provide minors inner racial gang bang pornography?!
If that means that now I'm a real hipforumer, that's great, but being banned didn't feel very good...

 

but you do have those links....? i can verify my age...

 

eskimo's cancerous cat meows at the door to let him out

 

So they thought you provided minors with porn and they only banned you for one day??

well at least you're not banned anymore..

 

I think we could manage something....
But, shhhhh, don't tell the others.....

 

I think it was a mistake (you're 15 so I gotta say that ), so when they realized it, they un-banned me....Or they brought me back here because they need me for some higher goals..... Only Skip could say......