The bible as ironic comedy

Has anyone ever read the bible aloud as though it were meant to be read in an ironic tone of voice ? Its Brilliant and offers a glimpse of what real comedy is about
God doesnt mention what tone the bible is meant to be read in does he - therefore I have discovered the correct way.
Also read it while using your funniest hellfire preachers voice thats hilarious !
cracks your friends right up

 

I worked for the US Forest Service in the early 80s, and did the latter. At work. In a southern state. I was immediately fired. Fucking humorless southern Baptists....

 

I have also done this! Brilliant.

 

Obviously, any tone is acceptable, unless you get bored or annoyed, and this is why the Lord has never mentioned that.

 

Try putting in adverts between sentences where it appears to mention some kind of name like "Genesis chapter 1 verse 1" Genesis the greatest hits comes to you from polydor

 

All advertisers and spammers, led by Phil Collins, tightly wrapped in their useless production, should slowly and ruefully go to some luring place

 

The whole bible is an advert for parasitic vultures that want your money anyway

 

Do they? So let them crave for my money – it doesn’t bother me at all.