The "Abe Lincoln"

the Cleveland steamer

she's sucking your cock and you take a shit on her chest then spread it around with your ass.

ouch.

and of course---The Blumpkin:
She's sucking your cock as your taking a shit on the pot. booooooya!

 

hahah i forgot about those

 

wrong dudes













Just wrong

 

no, actually, I think those are correct. you can look them up on wikipedia.

 

They are correct, yeah. I looked them up.

 

The "Dunk Tank"

1st.... Fill a girls mouth with beer
2nd... Teabag her

 

of course that shit is correct! motherfuckers around here tryin to tell me my shit ain't correct--fuck that, beyotch!!

 

I would like to foremention that I find this disturbing, yet comical while intoxicated, so here goes...
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The Alabama Hot Pocket:
Spread the woman's vaginal lips apart, take a shit between them, then fuck.

The Chilly Dog:
Take a shit on the woman's chest then titty fuck.

The Hot Karl:
Take a shit in a tube sock then hit them across the face with it.

The Hot Lunch:
Use saran wrap to create a pocket filled with shit in their mouth and then proceed to fuck. Upon orgasm, break through the film with your penis filling their mouth with shit and jizz.

The Angry Pirate:
While receiving head, before orgasm pull out and shoot jizz in their eye. Then kick them in the shin and run so they chase after you with one eye closed and hobbling as if they had a peg leg.

The Angry Dragon;
While receiving head, upon orgasming shove your dick down their throat causing them to cough and shoot the jizz out of their nose, resembling a dragon.

The Houdini:
While having sex doggy style, before orgasm pull out and spit on their back to trick them into thinking you have jizzed. When they turn around, proceed to jizz on their face.

The Alligator Fuckhouse:
Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.

 

What's the facination with poo?

Gross, man.

 

Awesome, Paintballer!!!!!!!

 

i think sigmund freud would have a thing or two to say about you guys!!!!!!can anyone say anally repressed!!!!lol i have two questions 1. has anyone actually done of these things? and 2.what kinda of sick fucked up trip were ye on when you let a guy fuck you with his frozen shit????????

 

roflmmfao!

 

must be so unsanitary and id probably puke mid act

 

What would gagging them and making them vomit be? "The Regurgitating Cow?"

 

depends on how fat she is

 

hahahah.... of course i do all of these things. how do you make love? freak!

 

lol this thread is fucking hilarious, you people are fucked up.

Fire In The Hole: This is where you turn over after putting on your condom(extra strong for safety) to apply lube to the outside but reach for the bottle of chilli oil you've put beside the bed instead then watch her face as you stick it up her.

 

lol

Cajun Hot Stick - Chew some tobacco, spit it on your dick and stick it up a girl's ass. Named this because chewing tobacco burns sensitive skin.