The #1 reason I don't suck...

I made red dhal, basmati and puppadums for dinner. Vegan and wheat gluten free. Please love me.

 

Oh, I do love you....being a pescetarian and a celiac! I wish I could come eat with you!

 

agree, you don't suck

 

You could actually suck worse than you currently do. :H hah

 

okay fine! i'll join your harem of ladies! but i want my own yurt..

 

you killing me. i hate you.

 

Your refusal to suck eliminates the remote possibility that I might employ you to clean my living room carpet.

 

i love you but will you love me?

 

i do not like what you're selling...i will buy none of it...

 

I am hungry

 

dirty vegan. I made hamburger helper with extra beef.

 

Patience and perserverance. It just took the right formula but I knew you'd respond. I drew you in like a tractor beam... Tomorrow: Vegan Gumbo!

 

Sorry, my heart belongs to another...

 

Silly Canadians with your hockey, healthcare and flesh-eating...

 

vegan gumbo? :drool: i'm packing up my bicycle right now... i'll be heading out at 4am.

 

I totally love you right now

 

Awww, you're all so sweet.

OK, Who wants to help me chop onions, peppers, tomatoes and okra?

 

i'll do it..

stop trying to seduce me with food! it's working. :drool:

 

I'll stop when you show up at my door with a bowl and spoon.

 

whats the address? i've been feeling crazy lately.