That's my title so stop stealing it

I'm the one and only thread killer. I've been in several of these rooms and I have to say that no one can kill a thread like I can. I've written 2 or 3 threads in the writing room and no one has replied. I use to write threads in travel and people would reply and then they'd quit talking to me. I've been in mind ______ and I had one person in 4 days respond to my post. The worse was true confession where no one even looked in the thread let alone responded. I'm truely the one and only thread kuller. I'm like garlic breath on a good night kiss.

 

I have to admit I never responded to you before now.

maybe you arent interesting enough

 

haha i had it first but you can join the club...

 

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No that's not it. I once wrote a post about taking a sledge hammer and knocking a toilet out of the foundation. I then took the toilet and threw it out the 5 story of an apartment window. When I told the guy that kept e-mailing me that it was just a story I think I hurt his feelings. (Do you know how much jail time that would have gotten me, sheesh and he wanted it to be true.)
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i can think of some real good ones but I'm afraid what people may do.

 

You made a thread a little while ago accusing everyone of being cowards for not responding to one of your threads.


Now we're not responding to any of your threads to prove that we're not cowards, we just don't like you.

 

lol. bell, you're just so unoffensive. your threads are so wholesome and in perfect mental health. it's really hard to comment.

 

wanna wrassal?

 

Dont feel bad I've had my fare share of threads that werent even looked at. It also seems im always the last to post in a thread too. But really what are you goin to do?

 

my threads usually only a get a couple posts.

 

I only start threads when I want to be by myself.

 

i don't feel good.

 

What's up?

 

i woke up at 3AM for no fucking reason and couldn't go back to sleep. took my daughter to a "play date." got home, couldn't nap, and now i have a migraine, a fever, and a sore throat. i also don't look good.

 

Get some sleep, sell your daughter to the gypsys, have some coffee (for the migraine), with honey and lemon (for the sore throat), and forget how you look (this is the internet).

 

the not looking good is only an issue because my face is really puffy and my eyes are really red. that means i'm gonna get sicker.

but on an amusing note, someone finally bought dave a drink for the first time in his life. problem was, it was a man. and he had summer teeth. sum 'er here, sum 'er there...i wonder if he had blew eyes, too. one blew this way...one blew that way...

 

I'm not feeling too hot either. Haven't been taking real good care of myself of late.


Lately no matter how much sleep I get I have these spots in front of my eyes.

 

have you tried cleaning your glasses?

 

Thanx, that helped.

 

hehe. i'm feeling a little bit less than sane at the moment. it rocks.

 

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That's sounds logical, if I was to drink a whole lot I'd toast to you lol.

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I like you because if you can say that about me then I need to move where you are 'cause no one ever told me that.

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Mud, Taffy or Jello

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Don't worry, if you come in here more the people will respond. (They are pretty good folks but don't quote me.) They are just trying to get my other personality to come back out and they no it can be triggered when I'm bored.