that's it!

im never shaving my crotch again. never. from now on, i will just trim.

i decided to shave yesterday and right now i am so itchy that it's driving me crazy! completly fucking stupid...never again.

 

This is good cause I vowed to never let my butthole see water again. We can do this together!

 

shaving our bodies is such a strange little ritual anyway.

 

smart move. I see someone else learned the hard way too. And besides, hairy is better anyhow.

 

I like mine shaven, not stirred.....

 

hairy as an ape?

 

i wish i didnt have to wear panties today but im afraid im gonna get my period so it's even more itchy! jesus.

 

me, looking for a man? haha... you know better then that. do you need one? i think i can spare one.

 

.....

*thinking of an appropriate response*

.....yeah,
i've got nothing.

 

you can have me! i got much love to give!

(oh but dont tell anyone)

 

don't you kind of like the itch though. I sometimes miss athletes foot/jock itch when its gone....its almost like having an orgasm, but without the sticky mess.

 

was this your first time shaving? If so that's bound to happen and it DOES go away if you continue to shave

by all means you can grow it back but you're gonna be itchy for a few days if you leave it alone

if you decide to shave again, use some sort of powerful healing lotion (I recommend vasaline's healing lotion) to shave with instead of regular soap or shave cream. Also use a razor with a sturdy head. Those female leg shavers that move around are dangerous!!!

you can use bug bite cream to ease the itch for now

 

ive shaved before but not for a while cause ive been lazy until yesterday. i forgot how much it can itch though! it's really annoying. hmmm...bug bite cream.... right on that!

 

now i feel really um.... i cant even think of a word for it.

 

its burney in a good way... kinda like numb and feels like menthal... dont ask how but it does.

 

i might be on to something here.

 

just dont steal my idea and ill cut you a percentage.

 

A few months ago I decided to give myself a "haircut". I ended up getting my monthly thing. The pad acted as an adhesive. I was in such agony.

This was my face for the next 48 hours

 

Laura, you are such a sexy thaaaaaang!!!!!!!!

 

Thank you Mr. Licious