Prepare to be frightened......of clods. You are out in the woods, heading towards your hunting cabin when you hear a scream, man. You run toward the noise and find a guy laying against a tree with a nearly- headless turkey tied to it. You look around scanning the area and you automatically notice the butcher knife in this cat's gut. You lean over to examine the wound and ask him what happened. The story you hear you'll definitely never forget, man. "I was relieving this here bird of it's head when I hit somethin' hard. I tried to dig my knife in a bit more and nothing, a little more and still nothing. I kept at this for about a half hour before I finally just got pissed off.... up and took a good stab at the damn thing. Anyway that pecker got it's revenge hit me square in the jaw and I went and jerked. Next thing I know I got this here knife in my belly. Oh Lord I think I'm dying....." Happy Thanksgiving all. Respectfully thank your waddling pecker..... :2thumbsup:
I think this is what the guys were trying to say in the "Percentage of Hippies" thread... I have NO idea what you're talking about dude... I have an inkling that it's meant to be a joke, but other than that I'm just confused. Apologies
Well...are you going to finish the story? D Was the man with the knife in his gut, who tried to behead the turkey helped? I don't like Stories that leave the ending to the imagination of the audience. I have no imagination.
Turns out that when he eats some of the turkey, which you prepare for him, it has magical powers and heals him. Sadly it also gives him a permanent waddle man. Far-out!
