Terrible Christmas Present

I got given a Bonnie Tyler Satnav.

It's a nightmare, I tell you! It keeps telling me to turn around, and then every now and then it falls apart.

 

I got one of these. NO, I AM NOT KIDDING.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNqS2K41zA"]Singing Reindeer Hat Attacks Man's Head - YouTube

 

I've got nuttin for chistmas be grateful

 

An extremely small bottle of aftershave. I'm talking 2/3s of an inch squared.

 

:gift:

 

That's about how big the bottle was.

 

Gin and tonic bath oil blah..

 

Very amusing lol

 

All I ever use is a paper map . I would say take it to a place that sells them , tell them it was a christmass gift , but there is some thing wrong with it and you just want some money for it . desert rat

 

a shirt i will never wear


i dont wear shirts with words on them

the person knows this but does it anyway...next year im gonna return the favour.

 

A cat magazine. A magazine.. about cats. And when I asked the giver if it was a joke, they were not pleased.

 

I got a x-mas card with a nice Joint:ssmokeit:in the card:tongue:

 

I did a dogpile search http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/search/home for Bonnie Tyler sat nav.all I got were responces like , " we've found Bonnie Tyler " I am guessing its only sold in the U.K. desert rat

 

It's a joke.
http://inagist.com/all/284655274009178112/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4YcrTQJJCo"]Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart 1983 - YouTube

 

Yeah well, my mother-in-law once gave us a white, semi-shag rug that goes in front of the toilet stool! It wasn't cream-white. It was absolutely white. WTF! Was it supposed to be some kind of a joke, or what? It would be fine if I had absolutely white pubic hairs. But I don't. Who does?!

I wanted to re-wrap it on the spot with her name on a new tag, and then stick it in the closet until next Christmas. At her age, I know she's dropping way more pubes than me per sitting. She might just as well install a hook on the wall next to the toilet to hang her Dust-Buster on, cuz she's gonna need one there. Maybe I'll get her one of those, too. In fact, maybe I'll put both the rug and the Dust-Buster in the same box.

Heh!

Never take anything sitting down . . .

 

I have heard the song " Total eclipse of the hart " , just did not know who sang it . I was thinking there was a nav. device sold in the U.K. with that name . desert rat

 

I got a nice personalised xmas money card from my grandma.

It had five one dollar bills in it.

I'm still not sure what to make of it, lol.

She's pushing 90 now and the money in the card thing kind of went away years ago.

Seems it's making a comeback now..

Yay

 

Well, if she's going to start that tradition again, tell her that, due to inflation, her 19?? five-dollar bill translates into a twenty-dollar bill today. Of course, the new exchange rate you're going to quote her will be based on her level of senility.


But whatever amount you arrive at, do be gracious enough to tell her that you don't mind waiting for the other fifteen . . . or thirty.

 

No...:tongue:

 

did she iron them ?