Tell The Poster Above You A Secret!

You can't start, there's no one above you.

 

OK, sometimes when you beat off, I watch you through the window....

 

and while yer on the ladder lookin in , im looikin up yer skirt . sorry

 

this morning I was feeling really sick to my stomach and I saw my dog go to the bathroom at dog park. I always always pick up my dogs deed but today I knew i would hurl in front of everyone if I did so i pretended like I didn't see her go. I don't feel too bad because sometimes i will pick up more than my dogs if it's close by.

 

I didn't wear any underwear yesterday.For the first time.

 

I'm really a genius

 

Ice cream has no bones.

 

sometimes I hate myself

 

they could grind up bones n sneek it in ice cream n yould neva know it .... cones not bones !!

 

I skipped geography this morning!

 

I just told my co-workers that it wasnt me who took all the pens, when it was...

 

DID THIS MAKE YOU DISORIENTED N CONFUSED ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE IN RELATION TO PLACES WHERE YOU WERENT ??

 

LOL!!!

 

late n hurrying to arrive at the[ time n string theory ] lecture , ted felt strangly as if he had already arrived .....time , space ....relatives , maby cousins , but they sometimes fuck !!

 

I have a wedgy

 

I tell my boss I'm working when really I'm posting here.

 

One time I let a guy kiss me because he looked like Brian Bloom.

 

I don't wear panties usually.

 

i once dressed up in fishnet stockings, corset, bra, wig and lots of make up with high heels....






















.....for a Rocky Horror Party as Frankenfurter!

 

you add that at the end like it makes it less feminine......



I sleep with a teddy bear.