Teapot porn writing

Discussion in 'Writers Forum' started by iscreamchocolate, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    I didn't write this out before I typed it here.. I just decided to wing it and see what happens.
    *parental descretion is adviced*

    She gently licks the ceramic golden rim, causing him to release his earlgrey fluids. His spout so impenetrable, that even with the collision of a human hand cannot deflex. He perches there, while she elevates his lid, she then lets her tounge swim around the inside of his large opening. Tasting every bit of earl grey that she can muster. Her tounge so smooth against his metallic luster. Things start heating up, he's boiling. Bubbles are resurrecting! Beads of sweat form upon her forehead as she still tries to deflex his impenetrable spout. You hear his whistling coming from the tip of his canal. The whistling getting louder with each soft touch, with each glossy lick. Finally!!! The whistling stops... ... ....... Her heart then goes back to it's regular beating. And his fluids get poured into a hot moisened mug.
     
  2. Casperthesheet

    Casperthesheet Member

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    ummm...do you have a towel I can borrow....lol...that was wicked hot. I don't know if I want a smoke or a cup of tea myself.
     
  3. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    haaa haaaa :D
     
  4. hippiestead

    hippiestead Ms.Cinnamon

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    very cool concept, nice form too. Bet you could find your way into print with that one. (got my first erotica submission accepted on the first try; not much $$ but it's so cool to see your stuff in print; if you want info on who published me, PM :) )
    Cinnamom
     
  5. tommyboy487

    tommyboy487 Member

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    im way to narrow minded to be able to read that kindof stuff without falling on my ass laughing...:)
     
  6. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    hey you should be laughing.. I was laughing while I was typing it out! haha.. I mean a fucking teapot!?
     
  7. tommyboy487

    tommyboy487 Member

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    lol kape:D:D well im relieved that didnt come across the wrong way lol
     
  8. iscreamchocolate

    iscreamchocolate Senior Member

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    haaa haaa. It was meant to be funny. You think I'd write about "teapot" porn and expect it to be all serious and seriously takin?
     
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