Teachers

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodui, Jul 1, 2006.

  1. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Do you think being a teacher is like having an army of children?
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    Only in Christian schools where they're all forced to wear the same thing.

    Onward Christian soldier, marching unto waaar...
     
  3. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    I'm not a teacher but i've got my own set of highly trained assassins

    so you just have to be fertile
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Then tommorow I'm off to breed an army.

    Thanks. [​IMG]
     
  5. nightwriter

    nightwriter Member

    I LOVE teaching. I also love parenting my own three kids. I try to encourage free thinking and originality so we are rarely like an army!
     
  6. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Only after you've warped their minds and bent them to your will.
     
  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    I think I'll start a kickboxing school for inner city kids to pass the time before I have children.

    Nothing more important for a kid to learn. That and science.
     
  8. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    yeah well, kids will do just about anything fun. just so happens that my kids find covert missions of death fun....guess I lucked up

    not to mention, you can cheaply bribe them with candy and toys
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Your kids sound awesome.
     
  10. celtgrrl

    celtgrrl batty woman

    i'm a teacher. i wouldn't say it's an army because they don't move together, or always listen to me or any other adult.

    but, i do love many of them like my kids. i regard some as my "babies", even though i currently work with high schoolers.
     
  11. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Dude! That would be cool! and you should put it in the worst part of town so the local drug cartel can come in and demand payoffs and you can refuse and to show you they mean business they beat up your favorite student (the skinny kid who talks too much but has alot of heart) on his way home from class and this pisses you off so you kick your way through a string of over confident, beer-bellied thugs and a cpl of hired henchmen until you get to the big cheese who, much to your surprise, turns out to be the nice old chinese guy who runs the dry cleaning place on the corner but who in reality turns out to be a disgraced shoulin master who engages you in a death match for control of the nieghborhood...

    (yup, I've seen waaaaaaaay too many Jackie Chan flicks, waaaaaaaaayyy too many...)
     
  12. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    I hope if I win he'll teach me how to get ketchup off my whites with his last breath.

    ... I think I saw that one.
     
  13. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Yes, at the last minute he reachs up and gasps, "hair....*cough cough* ....spray....*gusprkrgle*--(death rattle)"
     

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