talking in your sleep

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Fawkes, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

    What are some of the wierd things you guys have heard people say in their sleep. I sleep hard so I don't remember what other people have said. But people tell me that I make a lot of noise in my sleep.

    For instance, when I was about 8 or 10 I was spending the night at my friend, William's, house. In the middle of the night I just commence to hollerin'!! He says I commanding a battle submarine in my sleep and that I was giving orders to fire the torpedoes and all the rest. Before he got woke up good and figured out what the hell was going on I shut up so he laid back down and went back to sleep.

    Also pretty much everybody that I've ever been in bed with says I am a violent sleeper. That would be my brother (like on family vacations when we were kids and we would stay in a motel), all the girls I've ever slept with and my friends Thom and Ben. When we were in 6th grade we had a class trip to Washington. Thom and I slept in the same bed and Ben slept at the foot of the bed on a cot at the foot of the bed. Thom said that all night long I was rolling alll over that bed. That he would get up from under me and go over to the other side of the bed, and then I would flop over on top of him on that side. Then in the morning we were waking up, and Ben sat up on his cot and put his elbows on the foot of our bed and was having a yawn when I stretched in my sleep and kicked him squarely in the jaw. I slept on the cot the next night. I was sleeping with a girl a couple of months back (Yes, it's been a while for me.) and she said that I just flopped all over her all night long, hogged the covers and was just a general nuisance. ]

    I might have to get that fixed before I get married, eh?
     
  2. laurenq

    laurenq Member

    haha

    once i was at a volleyball tournament and i was sleeping in a room with a bunch of my teammates and my best friend who i was sharing a bed with said i kept saying like get the ball erika!! good thing erika wasn't in my room!
     
  3. bekyboo52

    bekyboo52 52~unknown~52

    apparently i speak french in my sleep ande talk about rotting/dieing bodies
     
  4. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Four of us were in a cabin on a fishing trip and one night 3 of us were up drinking beer and talking while one guy was up in the loft asleep. Then we hear his voice, "How much do you think I can get for that motorcycle?" I said "What motorcycle?" He said "The one on the porch!" Another guy said "What porch?" and the third guy said, "You're talking in your sleep!" and he said "Oh." and didn't say anything more.

    The three of us had to strain to keep from laughing out loud because we didn't want to wake him.
     
  5. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

    Apparently I stood up once and shouted "It's as biggest as this and as smallest as this" at the top of my lungs.
     
  6. FinnishButterfly

    FinnishButterfly JennyJelly

    Strange things I have heard my husband say in his sleep:

    "Get some! It's free!"
    "maybe you should stroke my fucking cock cause it'd be sweet"
    "shut the fuck up"
    "youre a fuckin noob"
    "dumbass"
    "SHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (i have no idea how that woke me up while I was sleeping)
    "later later"
    "fuck yea suck it"
    That last one I took advantage of.
     
  7. I usually do math in my sleep. Alot.
     
  8. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

    Do you know calculus???? Cause that would really help me out. I could provide you with a room separated from mine to sleep in, just so long as you don't mind me coming in and asking you for the derivative of a certain function while you sleep.

    Damn, I just backed up and noticed you are 15, so not likely. Well, If you are a 15 year old genius who can find the second derivative of a complex function and tell me if it is concave up or down, then you always have a place to stay in my guest room.
     
  9. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

    You are a better woman that 99.87% of the female population.
     
  10. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

    Don't ever sleep with a member of law enforcement, because if they hear that, they are going to haul your ass off to jail and you are going to stay there until you tell them where those bodies are located. Even if the bodies are just a figment of your imagination and part of your f__ked up dream process. Though, I'm not saying your dream process is any wierder than the rest of us, we are all a bunch of looney toons.
     
  11. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

    not that hard....i do it all the time in math

    on the topic, i occasionally swear in my sleep or just randomly yell crazy stuff that makes no sense at all. Must just be me talking in my dreams, and my dreams are fucking crazy
     
  12. laurenq

    laurenq Member


    wow im jealous

    i wish i did calc in my sleep

    would save me alot!!
     
  13. bekyboo52

    bekyboo52 52~unknown~52

    Don't ever sleep with a member of law enforcement, because if they hear that, they are going to haul your ass off to jail and you are going to stay there until you tell them where those bodies are located. Even if the bodies are just a figment of your imagination and part of your f__ked up dream process. Though, I'm not saying your dream process is any wierder than the rest of us, we are all a bunch of looney toons.


    ^ lol..... it is true....i do have one messed up dream process
     
  14. bekyboo52

    bekyboo52 52~unknown~52

    how do you quote?
     
  15. Karmalized

    Karmalized Member

    I laugh and smile in my sleep all the time. i've been known to have full-on conversations about the worlds craziest stuff my sleep. I have bat shit crazy dreams all the freakin time. that's probably why i talk so much in my sleep.

    "I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake." -Rene Descartes
     
  16. TheIcon

    TheIcon Member

    well, one time my roommate said i was talkin all gangsta in my sleep and then i yelled "bitches ain't shit". hahah
     
  17. TammyB

    TammyB Member

    The boyfriend talks constantly in his sleep. Generally about broccoli. And then he tells me I'm lying when he wakes up LoL
     
  18. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    He talks in his sleep about broccoli? [​IMG] Uh, what does he say?
     
  19. TammyB

    TammyB Member

    Nothing interesting. Mostly about the sale of or sales on.
     
  20. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

    Talking about sales of broccoli in his sleep???? OOHHHHHKAY! Sales of stereo equipment, waverunners, cars, guns, bitches, weed and cocaine are all understandable things to be talking about. But Broccoli? That's one of the wierdest things I've ever heard. Cause who dreams about broccoli. The rest of us are talking about motorcycles and submarines and talkin gangsta to some fat booty bitches. Even math, cause some people really get into their math (Which I am really thankful because the world is a much better place because of the nerds that really get into math, physics, chem, etc and devote their lives to discovering new cool stuff.) But broccoli???? Damn. Dude must love him some greens.
     

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