What are some of the wierd things you guys have heard people say in their sleep. I sleep hard so I don't remember what other people have said. But people tell me that I make a lot of noise in my sleep. For instance, when I was about 8 or 10 I was spending the night at my friend, William's, house. In the middle of the night I just commence to hollerin'!! He says I commanding a battle submarine in my sleep and that I was giving orders to fire the torpedoes and all the rest. Before he got woke up good and figured out what the hell was going on I shut up so he laid back down and went back to sleep. Also pretty much everybody that I've ever been in bed with says I am a violent sleeper. That would be my brother (like on family vacations when we were kids and we would stay in a motel), all the girls I've ever slept with and my friends Thom and Ben. When we were in 6th grade we had a class trip to Washington. Thom and I slept in the same bed and Ben slept at the foot of the bed on a cot at the foot of the bed. Thom said that all night long I was rolling alll over that bed. That he would get up from under me and go over to the other side of the bed, and then I would flop over on top of him on that side. Then in the morning we were waking up, and Ben sat up on his cot and put his elbows on the foot of our bed and was having a yawn when I stretched in my sleep and kicked him squarely in the jaw. I slept on the cot the next night. I was sleeping with a girl a couple of months back (Yes, it's been a while for me.) and she said that I just flopped all over her all night long, hogged the covers and was just a general nuisance. ] I might have to get that fixed before I get married, eh?