talking in your sleep

What are some of the wierd things you guys have heard people say in their sleep. I sleep hard so I don't remember what other people have said. But people tell me that I make a lot of noise in my sleep.

For instance, when I was about 8 or 10 I was spending the night at my friend, William's, house. In the middle of the night I just commence to hollerin'!! He says I commanding a battle submarine in my sleep and that I was giving orders to fire the torpedoes and all the rest. Before he got woke up good and figured out what the hell was going on I shut up so he laid back down and went back to sleep.

Also pretty much everybody that I've ever been in bed with says I am a violent sleeper. That would be my brother (like on family vacations when we were kids and we would stay in a motel), all the girls I've ever slept with and my friends Thom and Ben. When we were in 6th grade we had a class trip to Washington. Thom and I slept in the same bed and Ben slept at the foot of the bed on a cot at the foot of the bed. Thom said that all night long I was rolling alll over that bed. That he would get up from under me and go over to the other side of the bed, and then I would flop over on top of him on that side. Then in the morning we were waking up, and Ben sat up on his cot and put his elbows on the foot of our bed and was having a yawn when I stretched in my sleep and kicked him squarely in the jaw. I slept on the cot the next night. I was sleeping with a girl a couple of months back (Yes, it's been a while for me.) and she said that I just flopped all over her all night long, hogged the covers and was just a general nuisance. ]

I might have to get that fixed before I get married, eh?

 

haha

once i was at a volleyball tournament and i was sleeping in a room with a bunch of my teammates and my best friend who i was sharing a bed with said i kept saying like get the ball erika!! good thing erika wasn't in my room!

 

apparently i speak french in my sleep ande talk about rotting/dieing bodies

 

Four of us were in a cabin on a fishing trip and one night 3 of us were up drinking beer and talking while one guy was up in the loft asleep. Then we hear his voice, "How much do you think I can get for that motorcycle?" I said "What motorcycle?" He said "The one on the porch!" Another guy said "What porch?" and the third guy said, "You're talking in your sleep!" and he said "Oh." and didn't say anything more.

The three of us had to strain to keep from laughing out loud because we didn't want to wake him.

 

Apparently I stood up once and shouted "It's as biggest as this and as smallest as this" at the top of my lungs.

 

Strange things I have heard my husband say in his sleep:

"Get some! It's free!"
"maybe you should stroke my fucking cock cause it'd be sweet"
"shut the fuck up"
"youre a fuckin noob"
"dumbass"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (i have no idea how that woke me up while I was sleeping)
"later later"
"fuck yea suck it"
That last one I took advantage of.

 

I usually do math in my sleep. Alot.

 

Do you know calculus???? Cause that would really help me out. I could provide you with a room separated from mine to sleep in, just so long as you don't mind me coming in and asking you for the derivative of a certain function while you sleep.

Damn, I just backed up and noticed you are 15, so not likely. Well, If you are a 15 year old genius who can find the second derivative of a complex function and tell me if it is concave up or down, then you always have a place to stay in my guest room.

 

You are a better woman that 99.87% of the female population.

 

Don't ever sleep with a member of law enforcement, because if they hear that, they are going to haul your ass off to jail and you are going to stay there until you tell them where those bodies are located. Even if the bodies are just a figment of your imagination and part of your f__ked up dream process. Though, I'm not saying your dream process is any wierder than the rest of us, we are all a bunch of looney toons.

 

not that hard....i do it all the time in math

on the topic, i occasionally swear in my sleep or just randomly yell crazy stuff that makes no sense at all. Must just be me talking in my dreams, and my dreams are fucking crazy

 

wow im jealous

i wish i did calc in my sleep

would save me alot!!

 

Don't ever sleep with a member of law enforcement, because if they hear that, they are going to haul your ass off to jail and you are going to stay there until you tell them where those bodies are located. Even if the bodies are just a figment of your imagination and part of your f__ked up dream process. Though, I'm not saying your dream process is any wierder than the rest of us, we are all a bunch of looney toons.


^ lol..... it is true....i do have one messed up dream process

 

how do you quote?

 

I laugh and smile in my sleep all the time. i've been known to have full-on conversations about the worlds craziest stuff my sleep. I have bat shit crazy dreams all the freakin time. that's probably why i talk so much in my sleep.

"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake." -Rene Descartes

 

well, one time my roommate said i was talkin all gangsta in my sleep and then i yelled "bitches ain't shit". hahah

 

The boyfriend talks constantly in his sleep. Generally about broccoli. And then he tells me I'm lying when he wakes up LoL

 

He talks in his sleep about broccoli? Uh, what does he say?

 

Nothing interesting. Mostly about the sale of or sales on.

 

Talking about sales of broccoli in his sleep???? OOHHHHHKAY! Sales of stereo equipment, waverunners, cars, guns, bitches, weed and cocaine are all understandable things to be talking about. But Broccoli? That's one of the wierdest things I've ever heard. Cause who dreams about broccoli. The rest of us are talking about motorcycles and submarines and talkin gangsta to some fat booty bitches. Even math, cause some people really get into their math (Which I am really thankful because the world is a much better place because of the nerds that really get into math, physics, chem, etc and devote their lives to discovering new cool stuff.) But broccoli???? Damn. Dude must love him some greens.