I’m in Florida. Went to shirt shopping yesterday. A lady looking at a shirt that read. Batting’s will continue till moral improves. I tell her that’s why pirates are always defiant they’re afraid the flogging will stop ! should read. Beatings will continue as long as moral is good ! She just gave me that smile and look like she knew what I meant. Lol. She said to bad my husband is here. Have a nice day. Thanks for the thought
He was wearing a tee that said "I'm hers. She takes care of me when I get out of line." She was wearing a tee that said "He's mine. I take care of him when he gets out of line." I asked her if he gets out of line often. With a wry smile she responded "Yes, and he likes it when he does." Turning to him she continued "Don't you!" He just turned red.
I once met a 'lady' for the first time who wore a wind-breaker over a t-shirt. Later on she took off the windbreaker and revealed her t-shirt that said "You're a naughty boy - Go to my room!" with a picture of a hairbrush.