t-shirt quotes

do you know any good messages/sayings/quotes i could put on a t-shirt? something that would maybe inspire people..
any ideas?

 

i've already got a few:

good day sunshine

give peace a chance

“your sons and your daughters are beyond your command”

“whoever controls the media, controls the mind.”

good morning starshine,
The earth says “hello”


any other suggestions?

 

"What the caterpillar thinks is the end of the world, ...the butterfly knows is only the beginning." ~Anonymous

 

Whatever happened to classic t shirt slogans, like "I'm with stupid" or "federal boobie inspector"?

 

I want, no need a tshirt that says "Jane Austen masturbated"

 

my favorite shirt says "Successful product of the Bene Gesserit breeding program"... so far, only 2 people in my town have gotten it. One laughed so hard coffee came out his nose...

 

"reality leaves a lot to the imagination" John Lennon

"life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. Its the transition that's troublesome" Issac Asimov

"those who make peaceful revolution impossiable make violent resolution inevitable" JFK

"so this is America. They must be out of their minds" Ringo Starr

"whisper words of wisdom" the Beatles

 

thanks guys those are all great, i'll use as many as i can

 

Too many Freaks, Not enough Circuses!


You laugh at me cause I'm different;
I laugh at you cause you're all the same.

 

I seen a guy with a shirt that said "bass turd" and it had a picture of a bass pooping.

 

Probably not inspirational but I always loved the slogan "Jesus Is Coming, Everyone Look Busy".

 

"don't read this, get your own t-shirt"
"fucking classy"
"also avaliable in sober"

 

"My other T-Shirt is clean"

 

these aren't insirational, but i still thought they were funny...



"go local sports team and/or college"

"THE LATEST PRESIDENTIAL APPROVAL RATING POLL SHOWS THAT NEARLY 1/3 OF AMERICANS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS"

"YOUR SISTER IS HOT BUT YOUR MOM DOES THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE"

"talk nerdy to me"

"I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A
HOMELESS GUY- WHY HE HAD A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS, I'LL NEVER KNOW"

"shittles (taste the asshole)"

"I'M JEHOVAH
(YOU DIDN'T WITNESS SHIT)"

"IT'S NOT PMS, IT'S YOU"

"THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK"

"HOPELESS ROMANTIC
SEEKS FILTHY WHORE"

"THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR
DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT"

"ABRACADABRA!...
FUCK, YOU'RE STILL UGLY"

"I LOOK LIKE THAT ONE GUY
IN THAT MOVIE"

"FUCK Y**!!"

"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly
n33d t0 g37 l41d"

"YOU'LL REGRET READING THIS SHIRT WHEN THE SKETCH ARTIST ASKS YOU TO DESCRIBE MY FACE"

"(Front) THERE'S A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE
LOOKING AT ME
(Back) ...STILL LOOKING AT ME"

"I'M HERE TO KILL YOU - NEXT TIME KEEP THAT CHAIN LETTER GOING"
sorry if they're a little vulgar:&

 

Haha, there's something that's just magical about that one!

 

"Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize that we can't eat money." -- Cree proverb

 

^^^ I love that one^^^ now that's inpirational!

 

"Life is ours; we live it our way" - James Hetfield

 

..all these words i dont just say, and nothing else matters

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA SO brilliant.