Sweaty Balls

Up to 45C in some parts of Sydney today







Thats 113F for all you tryhards still thumbing your noses at the metric system


January in Australia means sweaty balls no matter what you do

There aint no talcum powder that can handle 45C

 

My recommendation is to drink as little water as possible. No hydration No perspiration.

 

Brilliant. Seconded!

 

Ice Cream.

 

Peanut butter flavoured.

 

But don't put either on your balls VG! Lmao

 

Why not? It's 45C there! You obviously don't have a sweaty nutsack to carry Morrow!

 

True, but I can't imagine VG with a high pitched voice with an Australian accent, so makes me laugh!

 

I was suggesting that VG EAT an ice cream...Do I have to explain everything?

 

No! We can have an imagination you know....Open your mind!

 

You want to imagine this guy rubbing peanut butter flavoured ice cream on his balls? Okay whatever turns you on...

 

I imagined salty peanut butter ice cream with a few hairs. The arousal was minimal.

 

Call Ben and Jerry's.You might be on to something.

 

Donald Trump's favourite sandwich is peanut butter and marmalade.

 

Elvis liked bananas with peanut butter. Between a white sandwich.

 

^ one of my favorites. So good. Minus any type of ball sweat.



Seems like the weather in Sydney is going to be downright ballmy today!

 

It's definitely better than mixing peanut butter with any kind of jam: probably an invention by those iced coffee lovers!

 

Because he was a zionist

 

Man! Peanut butter/banana sandwiches are a zionist thing as well?

I had my suspiscions about that in regards to iced coffee btw

 

the only good thing about balls of any kind is what houses should be shaped like.

the best thing about any summer is how much it makes me appreciate winter.

which makes me glad for living in the northern hemisphere for the moment,

though in another 6 months i'll be more then happy to trade places with oz and kiwi land.

i know some, maybe most humans, if they could afford it, would love or prefer to chase summer.

myself though, would be happier in forever spring, or even fall and winter.

i've been 'stove up' with aching joints from winter's cold,
but i'd rather die of that, then summer's heat.

the southern hemisphere has my condolances for this time of year.