SuRvEy!!!! NO WAY! YES WAY!

SURVEY! OMG! OMFG! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Please answer the questions

1) How old are you?
2) How many pets do you have?
3) What are your pets names?
4) Are you parents divorced?
5) How would you like to die?
6) What do you think happens to us after we die?
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going?
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into?

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper?
10)Whats your favorite color?
11)Favorite movie?
12)Favorite song?
13)If you had kids, what would you name them?
14)Isn't this survey fun?
15) Aww, you suck.
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?!
17)Why are americans so fat?
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ?
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names?
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now?
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had?
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!)
23)God, I'm bored.
24)What have you done today so far?
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow?
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen?
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen?
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made?
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time?
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh?
31)Do you own a digital camera?
32)Do you own a computer?
33)Whats the cutest animal?
34)Whats the ugliest animal?
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with?
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory?
37)How many showers do you take a week?
38) Is there a fourth of July in England?
39)Do you have HBO?
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher?
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever?
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza?
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease?
44) Do you like to go shopping?
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most?
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in?
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers?
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him?
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people?
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics?
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it.
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what?
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover?
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election?
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing?
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do?
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster?
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles?
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older?
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven?
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy?
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows?
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what?
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what?
68)What colors your hair?
69) What color are your eyes?
70) Do you believe in God?
71) 0_0
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars?
73) THE END!

 

1) How old are you? 15
2) How many pets do you have? 3
3) What are your pets names? Tiger, Mooky, and Romeo
4) Are you parents divorced? no
5) How would you like to die? In my sleep
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? We are reincarnated, we go to heaven, we go to hell, we become nothing, we become ghosts.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going?
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? A toilet
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? Yes
10)Whats your favorite color? Jade, second is pink
11)Favorite movie? Fifth Element
12)Favorite song? The Sky is Broken
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Elizabeth, Isabel, Zahara, Ash, Blake
14)Isn't this survey fun? YUP
15) Aww, you suck. =(
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! Not much.
17)Why are americans so fat? Mcdonalds and stupidity
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? No
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names?
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? Brad Pitt
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? John F. Kennedy
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!)
23)God, I'm bored. me too
24)What have you done today so far? I bought film, and watched Sphere
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? Nothing
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? Sphere
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? The Forgotten
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? The Core
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? John Travolta
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? Snuffle Bear
31)Do you own a digital camera? Yes
32)Do you own a computer? No
33)Whats the cutest animal? Sloth or a ferret
34)Whats the ugliest animal? Sloth
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? Yes. The rich guy
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory?
37)How many showers do you take a week? 6-7
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes
39)Do you have HBO? Yes
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? Yes
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? Texas Chainsaw Massacre maybe
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? RED PEPPER ALL DA WAY!
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? Not anymore
44) Do you like to go shopping? Yes
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? Aeropostale or american eagle, or wet seal
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 4 months. yay, i suck.
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? Most of the time, no, no, no, hardly.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? If he gives me ten bucks.
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? Sorta
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? Yes
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. Frog
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 Cool
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? Flippity flops
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? I don't have a problem with them
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Kerry
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Cutting off a certain someones dick, telling my family i love them, watching my favorite movie, listening to moby...
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? Get murdered
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? Yes, yes, yes, yes
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? Yes
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. Yes. Too long to explain.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? Something that has to do with law.
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? Drown
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question Yes
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? Yes
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? Yes, and no
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? Yes. a half of piece of charcoal from an art store.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? I drew a butterfly =)
68)What colors your hair? Brown w/ blonde streaks
69) What color are your eyes? Hazelish
70) Do you believe in God? Yes
71) 0_0
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? Nothing
73) THE END! YAY

 

I believe I can flyyyyy. I believe I can touch the SKKKYYY. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly awaaaaaayyyyyy

 

1) How old are you? 16 years, four months, eight days.
2) How many pets do you have? 12
3) What are your pets names? lestat, pinky, mister puff, leblanc, sugar, lucky, ragdoll, tabby, sam, don pupleone, wiggy, and tenchi.
4) Are you parents divorced? yes
5) How would you like to die? by hanging
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? burial/cremation/etc.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? n/a
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? someone who gets raped a lot

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? yes...ahaha
10)Whats your favorite color? rainbow, black
11)Favorite movie? silence of the lambs (it gets the hose again!!!!)
12)Favorite song? too many
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? hmm...i'd give em like two hundred names so they could pick
14)Isn't this survey fun? sure
15) Aww, you suck. definately
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! yer ma
17)Why are americans so fat? cause we're cool
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? sure
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? i'm married to jaysuz
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? you
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? al gore
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) everything (almost..) by j.w. waterhouse...thanks fer defiling him, shelly
23)God, I'm bored. me too
24)What have you done today so far? went outside...twice...played w/ my lil bro, was on the comp...um....not much else..i got up at like noon
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? nothing
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? pooh's heffalump
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? something with arnold scharwzwhatever in it...haha
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? hopefully i haven't seen it..
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? those chicks on the lifetime movies..
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? leave pooh alone, kay?
31)Do you own a digital camera? sorta
32)Do you own a computer? yea
33)Whats the cutest animal? hedgehog
34)Whats the ugliest animal? my brother
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? i was gonna say "yer ma"
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? n/a
37)How many showers do you take a week? six or seven
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? yeah. they don't celibrate it though.
39)Do you have HBO? no tv
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? no
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? that faces of death stuff...not really a movie..but..yea
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? no. my ma did. i put parmesan cheese on...
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? yea
44) Do you like to go shopping? wouldn't know
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? stuff i made..or thrift store stuff. poor people are cool.
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? never?
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? no, yes, no, n/a, no
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? no
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? maybe
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics?no
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. sofdgjosijg
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 sex partners, you mean?
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? flip flops..
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? n/a
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? me
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? ....dunno
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? fuck them
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? yes, yes, no, no
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? yes
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. i've talked to transvestites, missionaries, jim morrison, jimi hendrix, and einstein. (all dead, mind you) and um... in my old house stuff would move around a lot...and the stereo would turn on and off at random...stuff like that... my friend susannah wakes up with cuts all the time, if that counts..
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? hobo/photographer/travelling photographer hobo?
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? i don't like pudding THAT much
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? if i don't forget
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? i think he's an asshole.
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? i've been in a spencer's once..
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? lotsa stuff
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? um...woo
68)What colors your hair? brown
69) What color are your eyes? greenish grey
70) Do you believe in God? sure
71) 0_0
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? something easy?
73) THE END! fin

 

1) How old are you? 34
2) How many pets do you have? 4, 2 cats, a cockatiel, and a bunny
3) What are your pets names? Cats- Junipurr & Graham, Cockatiel-Phoebe, Bunny-Basil
4) Are you parents divorced? yes, but they have been since I was 5, my mother has been remarried for 30 years.
5) How would you like to die? Anything fast & painless, possibly in my sleep?
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? I know what happens, you either go to heaven or hell.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? I think George Bush is a Christian, so he will be going to heaven.
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? I don't believe in reincarnation.
)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? Probably not
10)Whats your favorite color? Purple
11)Favorite movie? Kill Bill or Pulp Fiction
12)Favorite song? Anything off of Alice In Chains "Dirt", or Bob Dylan's bootlegs
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Casady,whether it be a boy or girl
14)Isn't this survey fun? It sure is!
15) Aww, you suck. Yep, I like to suck.
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! Working, which sucks
17)Why are americans so fat? Because all they eat is fast food.
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? No, McDonald's isn't holding a gun to their heads
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes What are their names? Ron
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? I'm satisfied with who I'm dating now.
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? Clinton
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) I can't post them right now, they aren't on my work computer.
23)God, I'm bored.
24)What have you done today so far? Slept, then got up & went to work. I'm still here, but I'm going out later to hear a couple of live bands.
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? Sleeping & working
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? Sean of the Dead
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? Can't remember the name, but it's something about White Castle.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made?
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time?
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? I like Pooh just fine.
31)Do you own a digital camera? Yes, and I use it all the time.
32)Do you own a computer? Yes, but it's a little obsolete.
33)Whats the cutest animal? Cats
34)Whats the ugliest animal? Monkeys
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? I've seen the movie, but it was too long ago.
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Nope, never saw it. Was it really gory?
37)How many showers do you take a week? Approx. 5 a week
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? I don't know, I live in the U.S.
39)Do you have HBO? No, I don't watch TV
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? No
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? Faces Of Death
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? No If not, what do you put on your pizza? Tomatoes, mushrooms, olives, broccoli, garlic
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? Usually
44) Do you like to go shopping? Yes, if I have money to spend
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? None, I don't wear brands.
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 16 years
47) Do you like your parents? I love my parents Grandparents? My grandparents are dead, and I miss them terribly. Aunt and uncle? There is one uncle who molested me (now dead), I hated him. The rest of them are cool. Niece and nephew? I have a precious 1 year old nephew whom I love to death. Sisters and brothers? I have one brother, we used to not get along, but we get along great now.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? NO THANKS!
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? Yes, I usually try to be overly nice.
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? Yes
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. A WORD
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? I go without footwear as much as possible, but since it's winter right now, I'm wearing boots.
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? Never seen them, so I have no opinion
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Kerry, of course
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Working
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? Party with the aliens
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? Sure How about ghosts? Most definitely Bigfoot? Highly unlikely the Loch Ness monster? I have my doubts
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? No
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. Yes, I had something try to smother me in my sleep, and a heard footsteps in the same room I was in, it walked over to the stereo and I heard a "click' and the stereo turned off.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? Hopefully I won't be working, I'd like to be lying on a beach by the ocean somewhere.
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? Swimming in a pool of pudding sounds fun!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Yes, but not everyday Guys: Same question
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? NO, I think he's cute, reminds me of my Care Bear.
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Yes Was it one of those penis pillows? No, it was a gag gift for a milestone birthday
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? Yes, I've stolen stuff from a place I worked all the time If so, what? Earrings, candles, clothes, incense
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? Yes And if so, by doing what? Yes, I got a DWI and got busted with marijuana.
68)What colors your hair? Blonde
69) What color are your eyes? Hazel Green
70) Do you believe in God? Absolutely
71) 0_0
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? Lots of stuff, but I wouldn't eat those nasty ass Madagascar hissing cockroaches!
73) THE END!

 

1) How old are you? 20
2) How many pets do you have? I don't have any
3) What are your pets names? I used to have a dog called Pepi
4) Are you parents divorced? No, they've been married for about 30 years already
5) How would you like to die? happily
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? I sort of believe in reincarnation.. maybe.. a little bit
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? I don't believe in them
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? an Iraqi mother whose family has been killed by the Americans


9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? No, I'd feel to sorry for my ass
10)Whats your favorite color? Blueee
11)Favorite movie? Amelié, Pot Luck, Forest Gump
12)Favorite song? Too many to name!
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Irish names probably... I dunno
14)Isn't this survey fun? Not really, no
15) Aww, you suck. So do you
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! rawwwr
17)Why are americans so fat? Too much food, too little excercize
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? No, that's stupid
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? Nope
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? Preferably some nice boy
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? Are you kidding?
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) Salvador Dali's Hallucinogenic Toreador
23)God, I'm bored. Me too
24)What have you done today so far? Writing an essay, eating, talking with people, hanging out with flatmates
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? School work.. meeting some friends and going to have lunch with them
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? Can't remember its name but it was a movie about Palestinian children and about their growing up and how some of them become suicide bombers
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? Cabin Fever
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? Batmans
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? Ummm
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? Winnie is perfecto
31)Do you own a digital camera? No
32)Do you own a computer? Yes
33)Whats the cutest animal? Doggies
34)Whats the ugliest animal? Animals are not ugly.
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? Never seen it
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? Never seen it either
37)How many showers do you take a week? About 7
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes
39)Do you have HBO? Nope
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? Nope
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? Ummmm
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? Yes
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? No
44) Do you like to go shopping? I love it
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? I don't really care about the brands
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? About two and a half years
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? My parents are ok now that we live over 1000 miles away from each other. Grandparents are dead. Aunts are awesome. One of the uncles is awesome, the others not so nice. No nieces or nephews and no siblings.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? No. I wanna change the past no matter how horrible it has been because who knows.. maybe we some day can actually learn from it you know?
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? Not that I know of. I treat everyone the same way
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? No
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. poop
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 Geez
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? Whatever
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? Me no likey
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? ME!!!
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Have sex
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? Party with them
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? Yes, yes, all of them. Can you please let me out of my misery now?
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? No
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. Maybe
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? Save the world
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? I would so go swimming there!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question A little bitty boo
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? Hmmmm
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? Haha, nope
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? Nope
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? Ummm.. speeding, broken into places..
68)What colors your hair? Dark brown
69) What color are your eyes? Green
70) Do you believe in God? No
71) 0_0 Right
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? I don't know... Maybe buy Patrick, Syra and Chuckles plane tickets to UK.
73) THE END! THANK GOD!!

 

SURVEY! OMG! OMFG! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Please answer the questions About time we get another survey!!!

1) How old are you? 17
2) How many pets do you have? Zero
3) What are your pets names? N/A
4) Are you parents divorced? No
5) How would you like to die? no thank you, im fine living
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? We go to our own invision of heaven, or at least a very happy place.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? No, at least not hell. But if there is a hell, Bush might be going.
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? A Sloth
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? I wouldnt want bush up my ass
10)Whats your favorite color? Green
11)Favorite movie? Almost Famous
12)Favorite song? At the moment, Heroin by the velvet underground
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Baxter
14)Isn't this survey fun? YES!!!!
15) Aww, you suck. why...
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! you made me look!
17)Why are americans so fat? They love to overindulge in everything, have no control of what they eat, and there are way to many fast food places.
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? Of course not, McDonalds is just providing a survice. They arent trying to make people fat, their food just happens to be very fattening and addictive
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? No
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? Meg!
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? Kennedy
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!)
This isnt really, im not quite sure. I just typed "art" in google and this was the first piece of art i saw that i liked
23)God, I'm bored. Not as bored as me, im still taking your survey!
24)What have you done today so far? Woke up, cleaned my room and set up all my avalible instruments for recording.
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? Playing music, and my break from pot ends so im gonna get myself alot of weed!
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? The Life of Brian
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? Final Destination 2.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? Not sure...gigli? I know everybody hated that movie when it came out, so that will be my answer
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? Dont know my movies enough...but once again im gonna go J.Lo from gigli because i know that movie really sucked and she seems to be in alot of sucky movies
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? Winnie the pal
31)Do you own a digital camera? Yes, but i cant seem to get it to load pictures on my computer...
32)Do you own a computer? Yep
33)Whats the cutest animal? Penguins
34)Whats the ugliest animal? Wasps...guess not really the uglist, but scariest
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? Nope
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? I heard it was
37)How many showers do you take a week? 4 1/2
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? Not that i have heard of
39)Do you have HBO? Yes
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? No
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? One of thoughs freddy or jason movies im sure
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? Onions, or just plain cheese
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? Sometimes, but really i should be putting more grease on it so i can actually gain some weight
44) Do you like to go shopping? Nooooooooooooo, unless its for guitars
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? what ever fits me
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? never been in one
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? They are ok...but they freak me out, as if i dont belong in this family
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? yes!
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? i think i come off nice, but i feel odd because im sorry that they are handicapped...
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? Never heard of it
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it.Blahadeohlayedelayyayayayaeeeeoh
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 Damn, wish you did
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? Birkenstocks, shoes or barefoot
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? Sick to watch, bleh
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Nader
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Finding someone to rid of me of my virginity, and lots of acid/shrooms/weed...any drug really that doesnt kill me faster
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? Give them a "how do you do?"
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? They may of existed in one point of existence, but right now they may be dead or out hiding
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? Naw, thats been me all along
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. only in my dreams, and they never made sence.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? A professional preforming musician
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? Drowning in chocolatly heaven sounds wonderful!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question Nope
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? he gives me nightmare's...
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? I got a few posters there before
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? If i told you what i have stolen, then i wouldnt be a very good theif.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? Nope, im a good little boy!
68)What colors your hair? Brown
69) What color are your eyes? Green
70) Do you believe in God? Not a god
71) 0_0 woooow
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? Sit
73) THE END! To short

 

1) How old are you? 15
2) How many pets do you have? 9
3) What are your pets names? blue, spike, turtle, charlie, petrie, fish, fish, fish, tarantula
4) Are you parents divorced? nope
5) How would you like to die? ooh... i dont know!
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? maybe reincarnation
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? ooh.. im gonna get slapped if i say heaven
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? a moose

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? oh god no, i get freaked out cause my pillow case has suns with faces!
10)Whats your favorite color? oooooh man.. purple and yellow
11)Favorite movie? mmm... napoleon dynamite
12)Favorite song? too many
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? emily, kate, apple, noah, jimi, aya, april, and i'd let my husband choose the rest
14)Isn't this survey fun? oh heavens to betsies yes
15) Aww, you suck. aaw k
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17)Why are americans so fat? cause they are
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? nnnope
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? aha only one name dear i dont have one
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? a guy i know
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? lincoln was pretty hot
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) i like salvador dali
23)God, I'm bored. me too, which is why im taking this 70 question survey
24)What have you done today so far? i ate, and watched tv, and talked to people,..
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? i SHOULD be doing school
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? the aviator
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? haha uuummm... oh...uh....... umm...
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? are we there yet
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? eminem
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? we will not discuss alternatives to winnie the pooh
31)Do you own a digital camera? yes
32)Do you own a computer? yes
33)Whats the cutest animal? a warthog
34)Whats the ugliest animal? oh my GOD a BULL thing with the long funny noses!!!!!!!!!!!
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? nno to both
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? i didnt see it!

37)How many showers do you take a week? two

38) Is there a fourth of July in England? yes

39)Do you have HBO? no

40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? no
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? pet semetary
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? nothin
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? haha no
44) Do you like to go shopping? yes
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? oh anything'll do
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? never been in one
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? haha yes to all
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? aaaah! no
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? nah, i try not to
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? god yes
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. YES
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 thank god we came out alive
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? flipflops
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? eh
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? haha its kinda over
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? gimme a minute!
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? i .. i dont know!
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? yes to all.. maybe not lochness monster, but maybe
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? no
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. ghosts
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? i dont know
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? yes! YES!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question sure do
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? good lord no, i had a music tape of his when i was little :H
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? oh my god haha no
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? from a store? no, from people i know, lots of stuff
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? drinking, smoking (cigarettes and pot) no seatbelt (oh no! i know)
68)What colors your hair? brown
69) What color are your eyes? blue
70) Do you believe in God? not so much the catholic idea of god, but yes
71) 0_0 run for the hills!
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? a lot
73) THE END! oh thank god

 

oh wtf... i just finished the damn thing then i got logged out somehow.. asshats

1) How old are you? 17
2) How many pets do you have? 5
3) What are your pets names? Jack, Dale, Ruby, Lestat, Rusty.
4) Are you parents divorced? No.
5) How would you like to die? Fast.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? We are reincarnated.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? n/a
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? A man who can't help but be homosexual.
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? No.
10)Whats your favorite color? Tiedye.
11)Favorite movie? Right now I'd have to say Goodfellas.
12)Favorite song? Right now it's "Heroin"
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? I don't know...
14)Isn't this survey fun? It is.
15) Aww, you suck. But I said your survey was fun.
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! Not much.
17)Why are americans so fat? Fast food and the food pyramid.
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? No.
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? Syra.
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? n/a
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? JFK was quite the looker.
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) I don't find that kind of art interesting.
23)God, I'm bored. Me too.
24)What have you done today so far? Made music and wrote songs.
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? I wanna go somewhere...
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? I think 50 First Dates.
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? I don't know.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? Dunno.
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? Bill Paxton is quite bad.
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? I think it's an appropriate name.
31)Do you own a digital camera? Yes.
32)Do you own a computer? No.
33)Whats the cutest animal? Puppies.
34)Whats the ugliest animal? Red-assed baboons.
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? I have not seen it.
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? Same as above.
37)How many showers do you take a week? Right now... 4 or 5.
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? Obviously.
39)Do you have HBO? Yes.
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? Yes.
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? The latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre come to mind.
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? Yes.
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? No.
44) Do you like to go shopping? No.
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? I don't like brands.
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? Nearly 7 months I think.
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? All yes except for my dad.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? No.
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? Not that I know of..
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? No.
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. severin
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 Good for you.
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? I wear shoes in the winter, barefoot the other 3 seasons.
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? They're fucking stupid.
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Ralph Nader.
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? I really don't know what I would do.
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? If they are bent on destroying the human race, then I'd fight them.
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? Yes to all.
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? No.
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. No.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? A Musician.
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? Ewww no.
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question No.
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? Actually, I do.
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? Yes and no.
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? Yes... many, many things.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? Yes...
68)What colors your hair? Honey-brown.
69) What color are your eyes? I have no idea.
70) Do you believe in God? No.
71) 0_0
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? There's almost nothing that's out of the question.
73) THE END! Father, I want to kill you.

 

haha, that's great.

 

At first I wrote "Mother, I want to fuck you", but that could've been taken a very wrong way ...

 

Why do you want to kill me, my son?

 

haha i was gonna say that too after i quoted you but decided instead to congradulate you fer the nifty little bit of funny-ness

 

1) How old are you? I'll be fifteen on monday 2 days
2) How many pets do you have? four.
3) What are your pets names? sadie, sneakers, pekoe and benny contrast
4) Are you parents divorced? they were together 27 yrs, never married.
5) How would you like to die? i'm not going to die. i'm super meg. sheesh.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? we get scattered or lie in the ground and people believe we will live on forever in their hearts, and that we're "always with them in spirit" ...pft.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? he's going to mozambique.
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? a beautiful piece of monkey shit in mozambique.
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? heck yes.
10)Whats your favorite color? greeen and violet.
11)Favorite movie? peep in the big world.
12)Favorite song? anything dylan.
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? anne/sally and miles
14)Isn't this survey fun? derr. i love surveys. people make surveys specifically for me. i love them that much.
15) Aww, you suck. I love you too
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! it's pie, shelley.
17)Why are americans so fat? they like french fries and automobiles.
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? sure. mcdonalds used their special magic powers and made them fat like hippos.
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? nah. thats no fun.
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? jack nicholson
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? clinton. hes a sexy bitch. i want him bad.
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) heck i dunno.
23)God, I'm bored. george is playing me a lovely song over msn.
24)What have you done today so far? went to the flea market, played guitar for four hours, computered for like 3.
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? going to my moms, playing guitar.
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? the day after tomorrow.
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? the day after tomorrow. it almost made me cry. global warming scares the fuck outta me.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? troy. ahhahha
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? jackie cooper.
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? pervert.
31)Do you own a digital camera? hah heck no.
32)Do you own a computer? yes i do.
33)Whats the cutest animal? red squirrels
34)Whats the ugliest animal? hairless guinea pigs ahhahha
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with?
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? i imagine.
37)How many showers do you take a week? like.. maybe one. ahha i bathe.
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? yeah they just dont celebrate it.
39)Do you have HBO? no. i love it tho. sex and the city *sigh*
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? nah hes funny tho.
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? that one i starred in last summer.
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? i HAAAATE peppers. i put usually, pineapple, olives and cheese of some sort. haha.
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? my pizza isn't greasy. its homemade. and no meat to make it greasy
44) Do you like to go shopping? i like shopping for knicknacks, hats, beads, guitars, and exotic foods. thats really it.
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? "made by meg"
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 3 months lol.
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? my mom is alright i guess. i say i hate her a lot.. my dad is a jumbug most of the time, my brother can be a fuckhead at times, I LOOOOOVE my aunts and uncles, and the only grandparent i have is an ignorant gramma who thankfully lives 3000 miles away. i like them all except my gramma i guess.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? nah. i don't want to go that far back. and i'm a cold bitch.
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? only when other people are around.. otherwise i can make an ass of myself an not give a damn.
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? whassat?
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. flabbergast
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 holy shit
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? i wear my boots in the winter, flip flops in the summer, and my converse high tops any other time.
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? ahah they make me chuckle. i like extreme makeover's little lines "he went from DUD to STUD!"
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? what election?
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? how's it going to end? well.. i might like.. make some love... and....listen/write/play music, have a nice meal, go skydiving, and wipe my ass with a hundred dollar bill.. if i had a hundred.
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? dance around the maypole.
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? ghosts,nessie, faeries..all taht good stuff.
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? hey. i've made a crop circle. its just hooligans like me. by the end of the night, i had so much corn between my breasts....it would blow your mind hahha. corn fights are FUN.
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. faeries. i'm not explaining. you can't explain them.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? same as i do now. professional loiterer... mostly i'd like to be a writer/musician/housewife.
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? i would TOTALLY go swimming! i LOVE chocolate pudding!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question yes to both. i suck at putting mascara on, but it looks grand after. i'm so pro. hahahha.
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? HAHAH YES.
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? what the fuck is spencers?? I WANT A PENIS PILLOW!!!!!!!!!
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? a lot of little things. and many hearts. HAHAHHA i'm such a cornball.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? hahha NO.
68)What colors your hair? it's like.. dark ash blonde. its not dyed. but, i remember matching it with a hair colour chart at the drugstore. ahha.
69) What color are your eyes? green with little teeny orange, yes ORANGE specks around the middle.
70) Do you believe in God? i don't know.
71) 0_0 ....
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? i wouldn't marry a billionaire
73) THE END! le fin!

 

thats long

 

It's from a song, father. ...

 

1) How old are you? 17 yrs
2) How many pets do you have? 2
3) What are your pets names? juno and marvin
4) Are you parents divorced? no
5) How would you like to die? not drowning
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? some sort of thing with soul and energy thats long and hard to explain
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? n/a
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? something that is just

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? i bet the mark-up is huge
10)Whats your favorite color? blue or purple
11)Favorite movie? yellow sub, napoleon dynamite, lost skeleton of cadavera
12)Favorite song? i cant pick one
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? meh
14)Isn't this survey fun? no, its making me cry
15) Aww, you suck.
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! pshamba
17)Why are americans so fat? cause they eat lots
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? no
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? im single
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? sarah
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had?
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) the lone tree in wind in my gallery, or the sad hobo
23)God, I'm bored. sure
24)What have you done today so far? got 3rd in a basketball tourny
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? diddly squat
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? lost skeleton of cadavera
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? open water
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? catwoman, im never gonna see that
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? orlando bloom
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? Canadain Pooh
31)Do you own a digital camera? sorta
32)Do you own a computer? yea
33)Whats the cutest animal? a burbot
34)Whats the ugliest animal? hedgehog,,,hahaha ed
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? n/a
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? n/a
37)How many showers do you take a week? seven to ten
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? nope, omnly america has that day...in england it goes 3 right to 5
39)Do you have HBO? no
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? no
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? saving private ryan [that ive seen]
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? no[/b]
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? no
44) Do you like to go shopping? kinda
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? thrift store stuff or things my dad had
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? never been
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? ya, yes, yes, n/a, some
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? strangers have the best candy
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? don't know wnay
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics?yes
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. dsjfhk
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 riiiight
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? flip flops, chuck taylors and bare feet
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? stupid
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Jack Layton [this is CAnada]
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? tell sarah all my feelings, and i mean all, and give her all my poems and shit
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? go with the flow
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? yes, yes, yes, yes
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? yes
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. im pretty sure my house is haunted...and i think i have deja-vu too much
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? alive and loved
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? yes, yes i would
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? n/a
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? i tink he wants to touch me
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? wtf is spencers
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? yes, mostly when i was a little kid and didnt know better
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? nothing really
68)What colors your hair? brown
69) What color are your eyes? slightly yellow
70) Do you believe in God? sure do
71) 0_0 4_7
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? pick my nose
73) THE END! okey

 

I knoooow, silly. I'm just teasing you.

 

1) How old are you? 15
2) How many pets do you have? Zero. Two if you count my mom and dad.
3) What are your pets names? wang. dang. doodle.
4) Are you parents divorced? no..
5) How would you like to die? Nobody ever proved that life or death exists.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? As energy, supposedly, cannot be created or destroyed... I believe we are transformed into spherical balls of light energy.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? Up Dick Cheney's ass or vice versa.
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? An exact clone of Michael Jackson.
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? If they sold it in stores, sure...
10)Whats your favorite color? Deep greens and blues and the colors I choose, won't you let me go down in my name, and rockabye sweet baby James... (oh yeah, and purple)
11)Favorite movie? I don't really have one... I don't know. I like O, Brother Where Art Thou... Crossroads...
12)Favorite song? Have A Little Faith In Me by John Hiatt.
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Django Percival or Guinnevere Jade... but, it's not a big deal. It doesn't matter too much what their names are, I just like unique names.
14)Isn't this survey fun? Maybe.
15) Aww, you suck. dat iz teh kewlness.
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! Gettin' any?
17)Why are americans so fat? Because they eat food.
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat"? Well, you know how the saying goes.. Old McDonald had a farm... E-I-E-I-O.
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. What are their names?
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? Do I have to answer this?
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? Bill Gates circa 1977.
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) I can't say which I love the most... but I love salvador dali... if anyone ever gets the opportunity you have to see the Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg, Florida.
23)God, I'm bored. I'm quite satisfied.
24)What have you done today so far? Wrote songs, sang, played guitar...
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? Maybe go across the border with my cousin.
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? Goldeneye (I'm watching it right now)
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? Boogeyman.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? I don't know
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? John Travolta
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? Winnie The Shit/Bitchassmonkey/Poon Bear/Puff Daddy
31)Do you own a digital camera? I own two.
32)Do you own a computer? What's that?
33)Whats the cutest animal? Skip.
34)Whats the ugliest animal? Xaosflux.
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? No. I don't know nor would I really care... as long as she's happy.
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? No. Was it really gory? I SAID I DIDN'T SEE IT!!! !!!:!>! !>!ifhriew
37)How many showers do you take a week? I can love and I can laugh, I can always pass drama, always fail math, I can do three days without a bath...
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes
39)Do you have HBO? No. I don't like HBO... we have everything except HBO (on DirecTV)
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? Yes
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? Pooh's Heffalump.
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? I don't know. Sometimes, I baste it with my winky.
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? I use my winky.
44) Do you like to go shopping? Yes... I need a new dildo, btw.
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? Versace and Gucci.
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? yay, i suck even greaterly...
47) Do you like your parents? At least they're not republicans. Grandparents? They're dead. Aunt and uncle? My aunt takes advantage of people... my uncle is dead... Niece and nephew? Have none. Sisters and brothers? Have none...
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? For sex?
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? Maybe.. I wouldn't know.
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? Yep.
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. C.F. Martin & Co.
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 Hot shit.
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? I wear a two year old pair of Rockport casualish shoes.. they're like boots crossed with dress shoes. I also wear sandals and flip flops... but I have none at the moment.
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? I find them hilarious, at times.
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Nader would have been great though I know Kerry was the only one who really had a chance and I trust him more than Bush.
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Having a hipforums get-together on a beach somewhere...
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? Rape them with my foot
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? for sex?
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? Al Gore invented crop circles.
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. Yes. Multiple times.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? Music related.
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? I'd rather swim in a can of chocolate sauce.
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question The last time I wore make up is when I was camming Pavel. ( Bravesirrubin )
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? Winnie the shit?
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? Yes... no.
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? Not that I can remember. Oh wait.. I remember stealing fingerpicks from the guitar shop. I didn't mean to, though. I was trying to carry my 12 string and I stuck them in my pocket.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? Grand theft auto and driving without a license. (my parents were in North Carolina so I took the car out)
68)What colors your hair? Brownish with a hint of golden-ness and sometimes slightly reddish, in sunlight.
69) What color are your eyes? Brown.
70) Do you believe in God? Lifting part of a George Carlin quote, if you can get me to believe in religion and that it changes things for a positive note, I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
71) 0_0 hump yourself.
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? Write songs, play guitar, reocrd music, and post on hipforums...
73) THE END! do it in the butt.

 

I was about to respond to the original quote with that, but I see you already have.
Damn you.
I love you.