Suppose someone offered you a billion dollars

The catch is that you would have to have all your teeth removed and have only gums for the rest of your life.

No veneers, dentures, or anything of the sort. Just gums from now on

Would you do it?




I wouldnt. Teeth are so handy

 

I like mushy food...but not as much as I love crispy food. No deal.

 

i don't think i would. teeth are my are part of my identity.

 

Ew

No thank you. I'll stick to my 3 cents a week

 

I would in a heartbeat

 

I am sure my gums would become as tough as rawhide and I would still be able to eat now or laters

 

Yeah, I could hire other people to do my chewing for me.

 

I'd pull em out with my hands.

 

fuck no fuck you very much

 

I would suspect men would be more likely to agree to this than women.

 

without hesitation. like lode said, i could pay someone to chew for me. the only other real use for teeth is aesthetic, and with a billion dollars, i would have no need to look good.

 

no shit. my teeth are my pride and my joy.

though I'm sure I could give a killer bj sans teeth. But you know, I'm good enough.

 

That's essentially my point.

 

just pay someone to kill whoever is making sure you don't get veneers/dentures/whatever, and get new teeth installed

problem solved.

money makes a multitude of sins vanish.

 

That was my first thought too, but then I thought it was probably a deal with the devil type of situation.

I'd defiantly sell my soul for a billion dollars. Probably about $45.

 

well, if you're going to hell anyway, does it matter?

 

Maybe I could trade my soul for ass.

 

ass for eternity.

 

pudding
rootbeer float
apple sauce
banana
slushie
sno-cone
oatmeal
soup
smoothie
yogurt
popsicle


yes.. i would do it..

you can make the check payable to boogabaah weesnaah

 

No thank you