Super Powers

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Giant, Jan 23, 2007.

  1. Giant

    Giant Member

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    I'm bored and my brain is melting. So.

    If you were a super-hero what would your name be?

    I'd proudly be Naughty Man.
     
  2. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    Gigantor the Mighty.

    My super-power would be my cock...

    My cock would be the super-hero, and my body would be my alter-ego...

    I'd work in the porno industry.
     
  3. GermanLoveMachine

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  4. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Psychedelia...

    I Figured this Out Years Ago...

    When This Used to be my Name...
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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  6. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Rachel: The Hippopotamous Slayer.

    I think the reasoning behind it is pretty obvious.
     
  7. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    i dont know my name would be but i know id want to have powers like wolverine so i wouldnt get sick or hurt.
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Dr. Green Thumb

    I would have the ability to grow super pot just by touching the seeds.
     
  9. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    I would be SuperMudpuddle. And shoot mud at people :)
     
  10. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    I would be Going Through The Motions Babe..With the ability to endure hour upon hour of tedious work, & total boredom, & endure it all with a friggin smile..

    Oh wait a minute..I already am.
     
  11. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Nerdgirl :D
     
  12. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! :D
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  14. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Ahaha! I bet Nerdgirl is hawt! :D

    (Sorry ihmurria, but Nerdgirl is still making me giggle)
     
  15. ihmurria

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    giggidy
    wait, damn, this means I've let my alter ego be known *eyes*
     
  16. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    themnax, who wouldn't LOOK like a super hero, or super anything.
    galactic ambassidor from lananara,
    shape shifting, plane shifting, passwall, teleport, dreamsend, thoughtsend, mind mash.

    several minor tecnological effects of 'walking stick' he tends to have with him (flashlight, cutting laser, deflect missle, oblate missle, stun, typical 'wisard's staff, except high/alien tec rather then 'magic') in all his forms, including that of large green anthropomorphic cat, though usualy appears as a little old gnome.

    also wears bracers of stunn and belt of xendu (selective psionic amplifier), along with 'elfin' 'camilion' cloak, and when travelling, a backpack of holding.

    where a backpack would be too conspicuous, pants or jacket with pockets of holding.

    (a pocket or other object "of holding" has the same storage capacity as a ten by ten by ten foot room. such as tom baker's doctor who's coat pockets. dementionaly transendental, in other words)

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  17. mr_two_1988

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    I would be Hans Feltersnatche, and would have the ability to make myself invisible at will...

    I could probably use the invisibility power for good things, but I'm sure I would abuse it as well to get away with things I couldn't otherwise ;) Not just dirty giggity type activities (Quagmire rocks btw), but some just plain illegal stuff like stealing police cars and intentionally ramming other cars with them while still invisible :) I'm so evil I would make a better bad guy than a good superhero...

    PS perverted nerd girls are awesome ;)
     
  18. jonnydisaster5

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    SHAGNASTI! unforturtnatly i fergot my old passwerd. n ive always had superpowers. i can piss off an entire room n get lynched by hippies. i can disgust the filthiest scumfuck.and i can suck my own dick. one reason i never ask my grrlfriends to suck my dick. it tastes like shit n isnt very fun.yahyah i should stop buttfucking gophers i know.
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Haha, I thought your ramblings sounded familiar.

    Welcome back... it does seem like it's been a whiiiiiile.
     
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