Super Powers

Do you guys ever acquire super-powers or supernatural abililties when you smoke the herb? Sometimes I can fly, others I have super-strength and can lift cars and I can climb trees that I normally couldn't climb really fast. I'm starting to get heat vision. I looked at a pot of water for like 30 minutes and it started to steam it was nuts. Anyone else get this?

 

For the first time today, im at a loss for words...

 

seek mental therapy...

 

Let's hijack this thread and turn it into a "what kinda weed-related superpower would you want?"

I'd kinda like to grow weed dreadlocks instead of hair. hahah. keep it up in a tam.. what a rockin' power.

 

when i get stoned,
i can eat the equivalent of my body weight in food...
i can sit on my couch for longer than any normal man could ever....
i can fall asleep while having sex....
and
i can forget what you just told me and what I'm about to say!

stoned super powers at there best....

 

I feel like I have parkinson's whenever I smoke.

 

i turn water into wine. I know its not original but i improved on it by being able to make white wine too

 

Being stoned gives me the power to eat copious amounts of food. That is all.

 

My super power would have to be grooving to some music. I swear, I've got the best moves when I'm stoned...but I might just think I do

 

being super stoned gives me the power to huck the bee longer than any man except for Samson (pre-Delilah)

 

hey I have good dancing powers too when I'm stoned. I was just groovin to the doors, hahahaha dammnn dude I'm good

 

you should make that your avatar, it's awesome.