Super baked wisdom

I know somtimes if you get realy high you get these wisdomus insights, this is a thread where you can share thouse wisdoms, ill go first.....

the first time i got high i had a very vivid revaltion..... that bad people are bad becasue they do bad things and are therefor bad!

I also invented a word
Ethpadill - a person that jumps too much

PLEASE SHARE YOUR WISDOM!!!!

 

i really need to start remembering my baked wisdom moments.

 

i write them down

 

when your high, dont smoke your sack your planning on selling because you need to get higher.

 

i forget most of mine, but i have a lot of baked wisdoms.
the one i do remember though, is that if your name is richard, your dad has to be named richard.. your name cannot be richard unless your dad's name is richard.

my friend debunked this wisdom for me.. but i thought it was a pretty smart revalation at the time.

 

I need to remember that one

 

yeah i forgett most of mine too... infact i always have the entire universe revealed to me and as i pick up pen and paper to write it down i draw a complete blank.... REAL ANNOYING....
i know a richard and his dad might have been richard too, but we'll never know cuz he was adopted....

 

These are the insightful thoughts that you guys get?

Wow.

The wisdom that I get from smoking is often just having the ability to see myself in a different light. Unfortunately every time I smoke it seems to be negative, yet at the same time it is enjoyable.
I do get odd thoughts and such, but usually never remember them for very long, or realize how stupid they are and brush them off.

 

My dads name is richard and so is his dad.

 

I was high on acid so I hope this counts.
I was talking to a friend and drinking a soda. I wanted to set the soda down and started to look for something like a table to set it on. When I noticed that the ground was this big flat spot like a table and was good for setting things on. So I set my soda on the ground and continued my conversation. I've been using it ever since!

 

ah ha! see!! maybe my thought is real after all hahha
so if your dad's name is richard.. your name has to be richard too haha

 

Last night i went on this long as speech about how everyone at some point in their life should shave their head, become a monk and live in a monestary for a while. Thats they last thing i remember, then i woke up this morning with "I am the ambassador of violence" written on my stomach, at the moment im trying to figure out what happened but no one seems to remember last night.

 

Here's my stoned wisdom: Pacify

 

i invented the word "poff" describing how bricked weed can sometimes expand in the bowl when i was high

 

Sadly I never remember them

 

Same. Lol.

 

i realized, on my second time smoking weed, (i got sooo freaking BLAZED!) that plants are green because green is a pleasant color to look at.

 

me to

 

"Shit happens."
Tonight I got kicked out of a pink floyd tribute show for smoking...and i love pink floyd's music.
On the bright side though the opening drum n bass was amazing and probably worth my money.
But yeah, "Shit happens."

 

Ok heres one... but I'm stoned so read it with that in mind, but its a serious revelation... So, what if you bought a bunch of Twinkies, enough to fill up a pool... CAN YOU IMAGINE JUMPING IN THAT?!?! And you could just walk around the pool eating Twinkies. Although can you imagine that after two weeks... You look out your bathroom window and you see this huge mound of moldy Twinkies, with flies swarming around. Lol.