suggestions for quiet discreet toys?

I work in an office all day basically by myself, although occasionally someone will pop in on me. I have many toys at home, all of which are too big and/or too loud to bring to work. Does anyone have any suggestions of a small toy that is not too very noisy?

I keep trying without a toy to no avail. I am too spoiled by them I guess. I just thing being able to have an orgasm at work would help relieve the stress and make my day go by quicker and better

Thanks

 

I have heard about vibrating eggs with remote control, you could use them and turn it off quickly if someone enters maybe...I dont know lol I am a male lol

Just a suggestion...

 

I can drop by since I have a small toy that is not very noisy.

 

Well...

As it's your place of employment, perhaps you should be concentrating on your work and not your horniness. While I fully admit that I've masterbated and had sex at work, I generally wait until after hours or my break out of respect for my employers.

If you're solely dependant on toys for a solo orgasm, then you'll just have to deal with the fact that most vibrators make at least a little noise. You have three options: 1. Buck up and deal with the noise. 2. Re-learn to pleasure without the aid of a toy. 3. Grow up and take your job seriously.

 

I think there are some of these neat little balls that you can insert into your vagina and they roll around and are supposed to feel really good.

I've also heard of some panties that are supposed to be able to stimulate you via remote control as well. You have options...

 

lol,ouch!

My ex had a pair of vibrating panties with a tiny little vibrator sewn into a pouch right on the front of the clitoral area. The remote control was smaller than a business card & it was virtually noise-free since it was buried beneath clothing. You could possibly look into something like that. Or you could grow up & take your job seriously.

 

Perhaps I was a little harsh, but there's a time and place for everything. And I truly doubt she's getting paid to pleasure herself. And if she is, I want a job with her company!!

 

I should have figured someone would have to be judgemental about it without knowing the circumstances.

 

its ok i masturbate at work all the time (ima guy tho), just goin on this makes me too hard to sit here and continue working so i go into a private bahtroom, stroke one out (thinkin about you ) and then continue working, best feelin in the world

matter fact, i think ima go do it right now

 

Who cares what she does at work,as long as she gets the job done right.I'm pretty sure she's not watching over some nuclear weapon that can launch off if she's not paying attention,so it's really not that serious.And if you have ever worked in your life,then you should know how stressful it can be sometimes.Being stressed at work can be bad,so having something to relive you of stress will actually help you work somewhat better.

Next time give her a real tip, instead of writing a moronic reply.