Sucky Sucky 2 Dolla

I've seen alot of old men walking around with young oriental girls lately...

..coincedently I was browsing a magazine the other day and came across a section advertising Thai brides! There was a number you could call to get a free catalogue containing their pictures and stuff

Would you buy one? Maybe they have a special offer or something. I wonder how many you can actually order?

 

oriental is a bit of an archaic term


and yea thats fucking sad and beyond degrading.

 

I'd order 4 minimum

 

sucky sucky 3 dolla.....you give me 3 dolla soldier boy

 

Lol

 

i can't remember which south park thats from
shit

 

Its from season two, episode 13...... cow days. I'm pretty sure

 

I'd order one for the kitchen, one for gardening and 2 for the bedroom.

Do you think they ship with a full service history?

 

if you request it, they probably do.... kinda like how you have to request ketchup for your fries at fast food places

 

Do you think they have a 28 day 'full refund' returns policy? I like to try before I buy

 

I doubt they have a any refunds or returns.....its damaged goods at this point....

 

I'm not planning on damaging anything, just....testing

 

but you will put wear on the merchandise...... this leads to a drop in resale value

 

We should combine collateral and purchase in bulk then. Test drive the stock and sell the excess on Ebay

 

ebay could make us rich......cuz people on there will pay outrageous prices for worthless shit. we could wear them all out and still make a profit selling them on ebay.

 

Will we get discount on a bulk order?

 

no, the increased shipping costs will cancel that out

 

Not if we use FedEx 'Next Day'

 

but they will jip us on the shipping insurance......they make us take it out incase some of them suffocate like the first time

 

Fuck the shipping insurance... we're buying in bulk We can afford losses...