Substituting urine

Aight well I know I keep posting about drug tests and how bad I miss weed. Don't mean to clutter the forums just a bunch of shit keeps comin up and I trust lots of you.

i'll be in rehab the next 5 weeks, getting drug tested every Wednesday I go and i asked one of my friends if they would sell me their piss. they're down with it and so am i. but since its rehab they send it off to a lab.
Anyone have experience with substituting their urine with someone else's?

 

Do it.

 

make sure u get it to body temperature

make sure it doesnt look too dialated

make sure u have a way of getting it in without anyone suspecting anything

 

yeah ive got the temperature down and all.

but its rehab so they test REALLY thoroughly. could they figure out that its not my urine?

 

im not sure if they dna test it or w/e

how r u gna do the temperature thing?

 

No. As long as its the same sex. I suggest you buy a whizzinator, works 100%. I used i t for my new job.

 

whats a whizzinator and where do u get it and how much does it cost

 

You get it from puck technologies. Just google whizzinator and it should come up. I used their NUMBER1 to pass my jobs piss test.

 

Lol

 

I don't need a whizzinator

i was thinking of just microwaving the urine right before i go to rehab and put it in a container and just take a thermometer. ill microwave it until its 100 degrees and the urine has to be at 90-98 degrees so the temp will go down by the time im ready.

 

you could tape that shit to your leg under your jeans for an hour and it will be perfect temp.

 

yeah thats what im probably gonna do, using one of those Bard Dispoz-a-Bag
Drainage Bags, tape it to my leg and fill with warm clean urine before i have to go to rehab. ill use a thermometer to check how warm it is before i leave and then take it with to make sure.

 

Drug test's at 5:15, got clean peepee and everything.
The temperature is what I'm worried about most...any quick suggestions?

 

You can buy these things called "Hot Hands" at sporting goods stores.
Put the piss in a little bottle, wrap some hot hands around it and sport those whitey-tighteys. Stuff the bottle under your sack.
That will keep it body temp, I have passed a few UA's with this method.

 

Im so glad Im a girl.

 

HAHA.
Women and their warm crevices...

 

well I taped a medicine bottle underneath and put a heating pad over it. i brought a thermometer and the temperature came out as 94.5
hope i pass!

 

Good luck my friend!!

 

Lol, your friend made you BUY his pee? Lol wtf, couldn't he have just given it to you for free?

 

did you pass?