stupidity now!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by stardust, May 9, 2004.

  1. stardust

    stardust Banned

    ok, the contenders for the stupidity awards this week are..............

    maon - left car keys in trouser pocket, locked trousers in boot and had to call AA.

    jaycee - lost keys, paid £380 to get towed and found keys in a bag of candles in my van one week later

    stardust - left keys and mobile phone on roof of maons car and drove off leaving said items on floor of carpark and only realised 15 mins later

    darmahillo - was warned of key jinx and put keys somewhere safe. then forgot where and they were lost for two days before turning up in a bag that had been serched 10 times already

    i was going to do one of those poll things for this, but seeing as i now dont know how to, thats not gonna work!!!!

    peace and love

    p.s. i'm using names from the old forum as i dont think they're all resigned in yet!
  2. Graham

    Graham Member

    Just because i do shit like that so often. there are so many of my things around the house that i have put in "safe places that ill remember" that ill never see again :(

    jaycee comes close 380 quid wooaah!!
  3. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    It's a toss up between Maon and Jaycee, but on reflection, fleabags wins it! I knew there was a dandger to him taking his trousers off:p
  4. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

    Lol well Jaycee cant win cos he subsiquently handed me a key that i wore round my neck all week and also he managed to survive 2 days with no money, fone or van so we cant condem him.

    Dharmamillow was wise to put them in a safe place in the first place.

    Maon .... well i cant think of an excuse for him :p

    And you stardust... DOH!! and you were in charge of everyone elses keys too :s.
    my vote is maon :):)

    *feels proud to have been the only one there who DIDNT lose anything!! w00t!
  5. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

    ha ha ha!!! not going to say too much cos then the same shall happen to me...

    is maon still wearing those trousers he bought in edin??
    x x x
  6. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Yeah, I saw him wearing them when he was down here, they made him look like a court jester when he was juggling, I thought they were great....
  7. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

    he he he, bless...

    he left my gig without saying goodbye though....*sob* perhaps my music and band sucked too much...:(
    x x x
  8. stardust

    stardust Banned

    the trousers he bought in edinburgh were the ones locked in the boot with the keys in them!!

    maybe they are what jinxed us all!!

    peace and love
  9. miabubble

    miabubble Member

    Its not his fault! It was me I'm so sorry... but my doggie needed walking... I told him I'd get a taxi but he had to drive, I'm so sorry :(
  10. jaycee

    jaycee Member

    hey Giles man it has to be you
    (well im hardly gunna nominate myself+i know you wont take it to heart)
    still despite the stupidity of loosing keys, there was lots of stupendous fun eh.

    love and peace...and keep smiling
  11. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

    :p mia darling thats alright, was just sad i never got to say goodbye thats all!! he he all is good!

    namaste and huggles
    x x x
  12. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

    i shall nominate me coz i was convinced, like proper actually convince, last wednesday that it was thursday thus thinking that friday was saturday...woops!
  13. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    I think I deserve a metion for believeing Out-of-My-Tree's Dad invented escalators for a whole weekend and getting worked up about the fucking people who stand on fucking escalators!:p
  14. Ananael

    Ananael Member

    Emma, theres one thing you must learn about Jamie, DONT BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS!! he had me convinced for ages that Peter Andre died from eating too many bananas. i know it sounds ridiculous and believe me i feel realy stupid but he's just so damn convinving!
  15. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    Really Katherine...dying from eating bananas?!?!?!?!?! Is that even possible?!:p

    But yeah, I've learnt now! It's scary how good he is at making you believe shit. Hahahaha

    *chants* never trust jamie, never trust jamie:p
  16. Ananael

    Ananael Member

    I know!! I feel really really really stupid but he is just too damn good at making you believe things!!!
    He also convinced me once that he cut his hair, i was almost in tears. He can be so evil sometimes!
    *chants along with emma* Never trust Jamie, Never trust Jamie
  17. miabubble

    miabubble Member

    I trust Jamie with my life
  18. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

    Well in that case, Maon you take the cake...

    Well here's something for everyone else ot take into consideration before voting for them:

    My best friend Jake lit my toaster on fire trying to make me a thank you breakfast.

    My Dan forgot me at school and made me walk 3 miles home in an unbearably cold rainsquall.

    I sang a song called "Satan's penis" In front of 300 people. Now bare in mind I myself wrote the song and I sung it... I have a singing voice worse than anyone you could possible imagine. period.

    I wore a short black skirt to school with a hot pink thong under it, and flashed the entire band when I dropped my music and bent down to pick it up. Even my band director got a view! and like... 50 other guys!
  19. Enonemouse

    Enonemouse Happy Wanderer

    I have to say Darmahillo wins as I know that one. I am always putting things somewhere safe and never finding them again. Two christmas's ago I tucked a £20 note away somewhere safe and only found it just before Easter this year. Now that was somewhere safe even from me. I only came across it by accident, I had given up on ever finding it again ages ago.

    Love & Laughter
  20. Maon

    Maon Member

    Hellllllllllo .... finally here ... I would love to vote for Jaycee just because I can :D buuuuuuuuuuut Stardust you get my vote ... after all you did make me rush all the way back to the car park and have me on my hands and knees looking under rows and rows af cars ... :) So Stardust it is!

    Love and Peace

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