while masturbating or having sex. Once i tried using mineral ice as a lube, it was like extreme freezer burn....
Wow. Haven't talked about this in a long while.. Anyways, first time I ever got any action (prolly 15 or 16 yrs old) also happened to be the first time I ever made a girl cry -- physically cry. I was fingering her and all of sudden she started screaming and yelling about how it burned. She was balling like a baby and I was frozen in panic, because I had NO idea what I could of done to have caused her so much pain. Turns out.. I hadn't washed my hands enough after having super hot buffalo wings for lunch that day. Now I know why they give you those little wetnap thingies. Poor, Amanda. Poor, poor, Amanda.
The seriously stupidest thing I've ever done was have unprotected casual sex. The funny, awkward stupid thing was forgetting to put a towel down while having sex on my girl friend's parents' bed peace
ummm once i heard somebody talking about using shampoo as lube, i was in like 6th grade and just starting to experiment with masterbation, so i tried it. i dont know if this guy was joking or used some other kind of shampoo or what, but it like uber dried my skin and it was like chapped or chaffed, i still have a little scar from the place that got it worst and sort of cracked. god ill never forget that pain, at least i sucked it up and was smart enough to keep my mounds clean so it didnt get infected or anything, but man that was BAD!
Hmmm, were you in the shower while using the lube? cuz that would help I would imagine it drying out pretty quick if you used it for a straight up lube, but using it in the shower with a fresh supply of moisture shouldnt really have caused you any problems. I hear shampoo is a verry common lubricant for guys. I've used it on occasion myself but never made a habit of it.
I have 5 words for you "Daves Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce" I know what that poor girl went through...x10
Uh... my gf and I tried to break into someones car once to have sex in it. We got caught. That was pretty stupid.
my bf gave me the coolest present ever - a totally adorable sex toy and lube that heats up when you touch it. sounds cool? anyway things got a bit extreem when he used the lube when we were having anal sex. i love Hot sex, but ...there's a limit talking about burning ass.
Paintitblack, I know whatyou mean. Had a very similar experience. Except the minty lube didn't bother me, but oh man, did my DH hate it. I'm gonna tell one of his, since he's never on here, so he won't know. heehee I shave down there all the tie and he asked me why. I told him it made me more sensitive, so he decided he was gonna try it. Anyway, he gets into the shower and decides the prospect of using a razor on his misters is too terrifying. So he sees a bottle of nair in the cabinet and figures "way faster and less dangerous." Poor guy whined for an entire day, it burned so bad. He had to sit in a tub of cold water for an hour. It wasn't funny at the time but now we crack up whenever we see a nair commercial.
yeah i was in the shower, but i think i had my back to the water or something so it dryed out i dunno. all i remember, since it was like 6 years ago now, really is how much it hurt after
I put some toothpaste on my dick once, dont ask why because i dont know why either. Anyways it caused a burning pain which nearly made me pass out. I wouldnt recommend it, not that anyone will do it anyway.
hahaha... we'll there's this place mymasturbation.com or something like that where people post stories about their experiences and most of the male post have a warning ' This is extremely dangerous and not recommended'
By far, the stupidest (sexual) thing that I've ever done was allow myself to be seduced by my best friend's father. That was terrible.
