stupid spider

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Dayzed Dreamer, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. Dayzed Dreamer

    Dayzed Dreamer Member

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    I was walking through the woods with a few friends, smoking a doobie and enjoying the beautiful weather, when me and this girl that was with us walked into 3 or 4 webs with these fucking huge spiders (banana spider) on them. One got on my arm and one got in her hair! It's was fucking awful, I HATE spiders! I could feel the web all over me and then to look at my arm and see that little fucker looking back at me... Talk about panic attack!

    I got that feeling, like when something scares you so bad it pisses you off. I know I sounded like a drunk sailor.

    I know they are harmless, they are everywhere around here and you learn at a young age to keep your head up in the woods but I was stoned and caught off gaurd.

    Won't happen again, ever.

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  2. homeless-joe

    homeless-joe Member

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    Looks like a golden orb.

    Edit : It is a Golden Orb.
     
  3. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    its your own damn fault. don't badmouth the spiders...
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    That's why you watch where you are going.
     
  5. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!

    Them summabitches are huge!!

    God. Id have pissed myself.

    I dont have a problem with most bugs, except for beetles because they always go for my hair and get stuck. *shudder*
    I have a rule. I wont kill em unless they get within reach of me. If they invade my personal space, Theyre dead.

    I remember the last time I was in the sam houston national forest, the dick and I went for an early morning walk. We too were smoking a joint and enjoying a cool sunny morning when some fucking bug Ive never seen comes straight for me.
    I mean this fucker was flying around, it was big enough to follow and it flew past me. It doubled back and tried to land on me. I freaked the Fuck out.
    The dick killed it.
    I couldnt relax and smoke my joint in peace after that. :(
     
  6. Dayzed Dreamer

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    My biggest fear is getting any kind of bug in my hair. My friend that got the spider in her hair didnt freak to bad, only because my cousin got it out almost immediatly.

    I on the other hand...shit, I flipped out.

    There were no casulties, amazingly.
     
  7. homeless-joe

    homeless-joe Member

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    No casulties ? What happened to the spiders ?
     
  8. Dayzed Dreamer

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    Well, my cousin loves spiders so carefully grabbed the one out of my friends hair and let it go. The one on my arm landed safely when I shook it off.

    We didn't slaughter them because it totally wasn't their fault. We intruded on them.
     
  9. homeless-joe

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    Thats good. Orbs are my favourite. Fun to play with.
     
  10. Dayzed Dreamer

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    Is banana spider another name for them? That's what we have always called them
     
  11. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i'm not gonna lie, i fucking LOVE spiders, even if they creep me out a bit if theres a big one in my living space.


    they can get in anywhere, no matter how hard you try to keep them out. symbolically, they represent death generating life. they're beautiful, elegant.

    spiders are my favorite "bug" (even though they aren't really bugs :tongue:)

    i want a full-back outline of anansi tattooed on my back
     
  12. homeless-joe

    homeless-joe Member

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    Yes. The Orbs Wiki
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Oh man, that would've scared the bejeezus out of me. I would've had creepy crawly skin aaaaallll day.
     
  14. homeless-joe

    homeless-joe Member

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    Again, Orbs are fun to play with !
     
  15. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I actually like spiders. Theyre pretty and can do amazing things. I have two spiders in my room at home. I leave them be since Ive never seen em near me. I like that if a fly gets in my room, they dont fly around for long. Ive never seen a bug in my room.
    My sister said I should sweep out the spiderwebsm but I dont.
    A few years ago a junebug landed in my hair, and I didnt see it. Next thing I know, its crawling on the back of my neck. Its scratchy feet felt soooooooooooooo creepy.
    Bugs in my hair is one of my biggest phobias. that and another treatment toack going up my leg when im washing my hair. It happened once and felt so horrible.
     
  16. addictedt0chaos

    addictedt0chaos Lunar Dreadlocks

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    awwwwe what cuties ^_^
     

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