Stupid shit

Man, my friends and I do some stupid shit under the influence. I mean, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but later, upon reflection, tipping over a flaming plastic cup of gasoline proved to be fairly stupid.

What is the most retarded thing you've ever done while high?

 

oh wow there is so many things that i go when im high that you think back and are like omg what the fuck....mostly its all really bad things for me...

well to start off my mom wasnt allowing me to see my bf because he was 3 years older than me but i was seeing him anyway..

1. locked my keys in my car at his house when i went out to get a jacket and it was an hour before i needed to be home...
2.I didnt answer my phone to my dads call when i told my mom that i was at his house and he called my mom to find out where i was..
3. didnt hear my mom unlocking the back door when my bf was over and he wasnt supposed to be there.

when i started this i knew there was a lot of things but hey im stoned right now and i cant remember anything haha

 

I drove past a police motorcycle with my own with about 100Km/h where 40Km/h is allowed... also seemed like a fun thing to do at that time...

 

What is the most retarded thing you've ever done while high?


kept smoking afterwards

 

smoked the whole roach without realising..the funny thing was i passed it to my mate who didnt realise either

 

Lit a big bushy dry/grassy drout field on fire, barely stomp it out before losing control, then doign it again, losing control, burning down a whole field / a small forest and someone elses property, and ditching after.

 

.... And yet another example of how bad drugs are for you.
Need I say more?

 

"What is the most retarded thing you've ever done while high?"

".... And yet another example of how bad drugs are for you.
Need I say more?"



Yes drugs are bad, but marijuana is the safest drug to use if your going to fly.

 

"Going to fly"? Is that an expression used for the state of your mind when under influence of narcotics?
Still, no drugs are safe. None. It is the devil in person intruding your mind, your whole being.

 

i was going to reply with a counter argument but i havn't the time nor the effort. This is a thread about funny crazy things you do when your high, not about fucking religion and how unsafe drugs are.

without religion, good people would be doing good things and bad people would be doing bad things. religion causes good people to do bad things....thing about that

 

I don't know why people take bird migration seriously. He's just trying to incite people. He's not meant to be taken seriously.

 

lol no i think they always turn out like a good idea hehe i break heaps of glasses by kicking or knocking them over or forgetting im holding them and dropping them to my feet

 

shitting in lockers in a school we hated

 

^^^ Ahahahaha, that's awesome!

Ummm... Nothing.

 

why even reply with a comment like that in the marijuana forum anyways??

just to argue with people because im pretty positive there are people around here that would love to argue that one with you...

 

Some of us smoke weed with pages from the bible when we are out of rolling papers, so don't come here and preach about god and shit.

 

Bird Migration if god is so caring about us n all....then why did he create that.. no wait, why are there seriel killers, poor people,war , fighting etc;?

 

man, one time me and three other freinds were really smacked one day, and we were walking down this street, and i was playing with my keys and my friend comes up and takes my keys and throws them up in a tree.
so we have to decide how we were gonna get them back, 5 minutes later we were all up in the tree and we couldnt get back down. So we were up in the tree for bout an hour trying to figure out how to get back down.
so dumb.

 

ive also spent bought 20 minutes cheerin a plastic fan flap wen it blew in the wind after a joint........my god wot a good joint that was

 

Sometimes when I smoke trees I just feel the need to go out and commit some mass murders. Put on my hockey mask, smoke a blunt and just get fired up listening to some Sly Stone. Play some tetris, ride a horse, have a chat with lucy, then go get my shotgun. Go down to the mall, kill em all. Gawd drugs are so bad.