stupid little story

heres a stupid story about one of the first times one of my buddies smoked.

this was quite a number of years ago:

cast of characters:
me- no shit
kray- my best home bwoy i used to smoke with on the weekends.
steve- n00b smoker with a broken leg in a cast
the excruciator- homemade 2 liter bong
the old people- have no idea what's going on anyways


so me and kray are hitting that shit after school when steve comes over and wants to hit it, so we are like sure dude hit that shit and this bong was called the excruciator because it was hard and harsh cuz we had no fuckin idea what we were doing. so he takes some fat hits off of it and he is blazed out of his mind. we decide to go kray's grandmother's house to get some fooooddddddd.

anyways me and kray are chill as fuck just talking to the old people (do it more often you guys you might learn sumn) and kray's mom calls him by his middle name kray logan... and steve picks up on this and for some reason decides to start saying kray logan fer shogan for nogan fer grogan fer hogan fer stogan... and so on and so on for a really long time (like maybe 20 seconds to half a minute) and everybody in the room is looking at him like what. the. fuck. and when he is done we all just look at him for a sec. and i could see the terror in kray's eyes cuz he knew we just got caught because his mom asked him what the F he was smokin... and steve just sits there like 'what?' looking around and shit not knowing what's going on. and i had to tell her that he's on this wierd pain medicine for his leg and he does that sometimes.

well she believed us so yea we got out of there and steve will never live that down. haha good times good times

so tell me your stupid little story (especially if it's about people not being able to handle their shit).

 

haha not stupid at all, it sounds pretty awesome tbh. i cant remember abything atm

 

hahaha that's pretty funny.

 

here's another stupid story. me and a friend chris decide to smoke some blunts after school before the football game, so after school we go to the east side of the school and get some blunts from the bluntman and then head over to the west side of the school (across the highway there's a little park) so we have our blunts and this guy scott wants to chill with us so we let him. we chill out in the woods for like 30 minutes hitting the first blunt (scott didn't smoke so he just watched haha)

anyways we are chilling at this park we asked scott to go over to the dollar store right next to the park and get us some gum... well he goes over there and when he comes back he tells me my mom and girlfriend were looking for me ( i was really young at the time.... don't smoke when you're young) and he told them i was in the park so i get hysteric and i book it and take off running like a madman. im high as hell running straight across the highway at full speed avoiding all the cars and almost making people wreck (yea i know stupid) and i jump the fence around the school and run to the football field and waited there for another two hours until they found me. the bad thing is that i left one of the blunts on the ground in the woods but it's all good i found it later. (in the dark, in autumn... try doing that)

yep.

 

HaHa, that first one woz joke!!!

 

so i read that story and laughed and my mom was like what? what's going on, so i read it to her and we laughed for like 10 minutes. then she made me print it out so my dad can read it...

 

i wish i had that kind of relationship iwth my parents

 

yeah it's actually kinda annoying sometimes...

i went through a period where i didn't have anyone to chill with so i hung out with my parents and my sister.
but actually it wasn't that bad.

 

^kudos on that...most people don't do that. i hang out with my mom everyday and smoke that shit when im not on break. ive gotten to know my mom better that way than ever before

 

lol that's funny. Here's my stupid little story: Me and my friends were blazed out of our minds during winter in Maine. So after we smoke 2-3 bowls and a joint we decide to walk to a little restaurant get something to eat (all fo use were WAY too high to drive). So we start walking on the trail, it's snowing a little bit and the trail is icy. There was a little more than 2 feet of snow on the ground and a few inches on the trail. I don't know how, but none of us fell on the ice. We get about 3/4 of the way there and the path started to curve into a huge detour around a dumpster and some trees. My friend suggests we go around the other way, through the snow, and we were so blazed and hungry we actually listned to him. He led the way and 2 steps in he falls 2 feet in the icy snow. Me and my other friend laughed our asses off and decided to leave him behind and go the other way. We got to the restaurant, got a table, and ordered our drinks when our other friend finally makes it in, dripping with ice and snow. We cracked up laughing again and we were so loud the whole restaurant looked at us for a good minute before we stopped. I was funny as shit, it was even funnier when everyone looked at us. MMM...and the food was good!

 

another one cuz i have nothing else to do... no school tonight and im on a break from ganj

ok so this guy wanted to smoke some grass with us and we were all dickheads at that age... so we find some potpourri and told him it was weed... we rolled it up and (pretended to) smoked it. well, he thought he was super duper high and we walked down the street and acted high with him.

we sold him a nickel bag of it to take home. we had our laugh but then a few days later we told his sister what we did and she thought it was funny so we told his mom what we did and she thought it was hillarious and so she decided to give him a 'piss test'. she told him she was going to make him take it and he started freaking out trying to detox and all that...so she gave him a pregnancy test and he peed on it and we all had a good laugh afterwards (except for him, he was pissed) haha that was a good one. mean, but funny.

yea it was kind of mean but its okay now cuz he's a real stoner and we're cool.

 

My parents went on their annevirsy trip for a weekend and said i could have one friend over and that mys sister was gona be checking on me (so i couldnt throw a party)
so i had one of my best friends over and he didnt know i smoked (was completly against i thought) so we where sitting on my bed watching dazed and confused
and he was like "i wonder what thats like"
now i thought he would kill me if he knew so i was like "yeah i bet its amazing"
so threw the movie he said a couple things like that and finally i was like
"hey could you get that metal box on my dresser for me?"
so he got it and i told him to open it and was like dumbstruck
after a little while i talked him in to taking a couple hits
so we got my bong setup and filled a nice fat bowl
now this is a kid i have known for like 6-7 years so i wanted to get him BLAZED
we ended up filling my bowl (homeade holds about .75g) 5 times and he was geeking out like mad and i just thought that was the funniest thing didnt realy have to worry about it since noone was home

about 2 hours later i decided to take him outside and we where walking around and im sure it was obvious we where stoned cuz he was geeking out and i was preaty blazed
and these guys who are mowing lawns stop us and ask
"hey man have you seen a little dog wander around with black spots?"
i said no we havent and my friend just stood there and the guy was like
"BE CUZ THERE IS NONE!!!" and then was like "im just messin with you guys enjoy your day"


... i dont think that story has a point but it was fun so yeah...

 

^haha im that guy that does that to people when i know they are high

 

heres another mean thing i did to my friend stine


he wanted me to give him some grass but i didn't have much to give him so i just rolled up some parsley or something in a joint and put a little yellow dot on it with a highlighter so i could tell the difference between his joint and mine... and we went and sat behind the movie theater and smoked them. it was kind of wierd getting him to smoke his while i smoked mine but i told him it would save time. hahaha smooothe anyways we went and sat in a pizza place and he just laughed and laughed and laughed at stupid shit and i was like wow shut up you're not stoned and he was like what? but i never told him...

and this same guy... i had some bud that i buried in a canister for what reason i forgot... anyways i dug it up a few weeks later and i thought it had some mold on it so i rolled some up and gave it to him to smoke as a 'gift' and i waited to see if he got sick or anything. he didn't so i smoked the rest by myself.

yea i know i used to be a mean asshole but whatever i wouldn't be here today if i weren't that way back then. most of these stories are from when i first started smoking about 14 or 15 years old anyways

 

are you gonna be the next rangerdanger with all your stories?

 

na im just bored as fuck dude i have no friends here and i dont like tv that much

the thread kinda went from funny to mean shit i did anyways. i dont care.

 

i think they're funny

 

why thank you young man. i'll stop postin now tho cuz i don't want to be the only one posting stories in this thread

 

His mom is a fucker and you could have seriously hurt him by havign him smoke potpourri. There are chemicals and shit in it, that wasn't funny, it was just dickish and if my mom did that to me i would slap a bitch.

Anywho! lol When me and my cousin were really young he thought he bought pot from someone and we smoked it. We didn't get high at all and our arents found out and my dad told me it was definetly not pot. After that I didn't try smoking till I was 17! lol Also, me and my cousin used to sell oregano to highschool kids that didn't know any better. By the time we decided to stop we made $100 each, which was damn good because we didn't know shit about how much to sell ganj for and we were 16 ($100 was a lot of money back then!).

 

yea i know man it was some stupid shit haha i'll be the first to admit that... but the potpourri i think it was just rose petals but he's fine i don't think it hurt him.

and wow goddamn 100 bucks off some kitchen herbs wow you're a true hustla