Strip Clubs!

I was just wondering who here frequents strip clubs? How often? What's your opinion on them? Have you been to any really nasty ones? Any really good ones? Does it turn you on?

Well, last week, one of my best friends turned nineteen. He was the last of our minor friends, so we decided to party hard. We bought two big bottles of tequila, a hell of a lotta lemons and planned to go to the local strippers (female strippers, that is).

Okay, I live in a small city, and there's only one strip club. Everyone told me it was dirty and gross, but I'd never been to one before and we all figured, "why not?". I got really, really drunk. I don't drink that much, usually, but tequila+ a party+ finishing my exams= I was getting wasted! On the cab ride over, the cabbie was asking me all these questions about why I (a girl) would want to go to the strippers. I didn't find it weird at all, but I guess it was a little strange, because other than the dancers and waitresses, my friend Stephanie and I were the only females there.

As soon as we got there, I found myself staring at the stage. There was this beautiful blonde girl, dancing around. She did handstands up against the pole and the splits. She danced slowly and sensually and I was getting so hot just watching her. She winked at guys in perverts' row, and smiled coyly as she wiggled her ass. After she left the stage, my group gathered around a few tables and we started drinking and laughing and watching.

The other strippers were awful, though. Most of them had these pained expressions on their faces, like stripping is the worst thing they'd ever done. Most of them were pretty old and didn't dance as much as walked around in circles on the stage, randomly posing in "sexy" stances, that were really anything but... When my girlfriend and I got up to use the little girl's room, we were surprised to find that the ladies' bathroom doubles as the strippers' dressing room. I was greeted by a big pair of fake breasts barely concealed by a tiny fishnet top as soon as I walked through the bathroom door. Being a little shocked, I kinda stood there for a moment, admiring the view, until she roughly pushed me aside. Damn pushy strippers...

Anyways, the bathroom was disgusting. On the way back to our table, my friend and I passed this lovely throng of drunk old men. As I walked past, one of them reached out and grabbed ahold of my shirt. I turned around, to see what he wanted. He drunkenly tried to pull me towards him, and said, "Take your clothes off. I've got cash." Then, all his drunken friends cheered, loudly. I felt sick and gross and I ran back to my boys as quickly as I could.

The drinks were really expensive and the strippers just got worse and worse. We left at 2am, a little disappointed but extremely drunk. All in all, I'm a bisexual woman and I can fully understand the appeal of watching sexy ladies dance and take their clothes off. But, for a place that has liquor, a ton of horny guys and lots of boobs, I found it to be pretty bad.

 

Strip clubs are so stupid, imho.

It's kind of like going to a restaurant, smelling the food wafting from the kitchen, looking at the menu, and not being able to order anything, just going home hungry.

If you're single, I can see the appeal...if you're taken...I can't see how men would want to do that when they can have the real thing at home.

 

we only have one here too, I haven't bothered to check it out. Last I heard, their liquor license was suspended... city council decided sometime in the last couple years that alcohol can't be around naked people

so, yeah... naked chicks but you can't drink in there. Very ridiculous

 

last year, we frequented a lot of strip clubs up in montreal. in fact, thats all our trips to montreal were about. always checking out the strip clubs. there was also another strip club right over the border that we went to, but that place was shady. well, most of the striip clubs in montreal are shady too.

i did get a private lesbian show for $40 canadian. the 2 ladies went all the way with each other for 5 songs. so what i paid for was worth it because it was a price i couldn't pass up. great show.

they're fun once in a while, but the amount of times we went last year was just a waste of money. so this year, we barely went to any strip clubs, i think we went once. but everytime we made a trip to montreal, we just stuck with the bars, no strip clubs.

 

I love higher end strip clubs I can't stand the ones that smell and don't serve booze though. I don't go that often though because i'm afraid somone I know will see me d:

 

I think I'd like to go to a higher-end one. I think it might also be fun to be a stripper for a night or two (again, at a high-end place).

 

In my younger days I used to go all the time, I really don't care much now but will still go when I get an itch! I got to know a lot of the strippers, and in general they were nice gals. They would even come up and talk on the street to me in their off hours, because I knew it was just a job and I never touched or grabbed one of them!

 

never been a fan

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Some places have amateur nights. Just find one far enough from where you live....

 

I've only been to a strip club a couple of times. Kind of a waste even if youre single and lonely.

 

My uncle and his friends ran a strip club when I was a kid and I would have to go there alot because my uncle would pick me up from school everyday, he told me that all the women there were whores and not to be like them when I got older.

 

My father did the heating and air conditioning in a strip club when I was really little. Sometimes, he'd take me with him but I don't remember it at all. He said that the strippers loved me though and would keep an eye on me while he worked. Now, there's some good babysittin'!

 

i've been thinking about having a pole in my home... somewhere.. i don't know where. after i saw miss Moss in white stripes video, it seems so much fun to put your favourite song on and dance. i would do it just for myself (or maybe if i turn out to have some talent i'll let my bf watch)

 

My bf wants me to do pole dancing.
I dance, well not strip tease dance just club dancing. Apparantly I haven't adapted my skills to strip dancing.
He's very close to sign me up for pole dancing, I don't care much for it but I can get into it.

I saw one strip dancer who was really good, twirled around on stage and had real talent. But mostly the girls would just walk around and pose... makes me think if I danced on stage I would freak ppl out.

 

what about picking up taht strippercise tape thinger I've heard about?

 

Never heard of it. I know, google it

 

Ahahaha me too!!

 

I went to a strip club in vegas, and they couldnt serve liquor in there either. it was a juice bar. haha. but they got completely naked.

 

living in vegas I have succombed to strip clubs. oddly enough my assistant manager Megan I've worked with for over a year went with me and another friend we work with Nate. They are both 21 and were like dude, you're 18 you HAVE to go so im like ok... lol.
The plan was to go to Little Darlings but we ended up going to Deja Vu as it is cheaper for locals there and we are all tightwad ass subway employees
Needless to say I ended up spending over 100 bucks there. It was pretty wierd because Megan has a boyfriend but she came alone and she was just as interested in the girls as we were lol. Later her and Nate pressured me into a 1$ lapdance and after about 5 minutes of it I said fine just to get them off my back. wrong move, lol. So I got another lapdance and chilled for a while, the akwardness in the room screams so loud that you and everyone else can't even hear it lol.
A bit later we relocate to the side of the stage, and it only took about 15 minutes for a very sexy blonde stripper to come by and seduce me. At first I said no, but she was SO hot so I just said fuckit and went with her. All I have to say about private dances is that they're hella tight but when the times up reality kicks in and it blows. With a naked girl on you rubbing your cock its VERY easy to just get another dance, so I did lol. I never thought a girl rubbing her tit on the outside of my pants was anything special but it is, and it was worth all 80 bucks I gave her. But that was then, and this is now lol.
I came back and my ast. manager was smiling at me and giggling and I just couldnt help grinning because I was high n shit lol. We just sat there at the front of the stage throwing dollars at the dancers, me and Nate would only throw 1 dollar for every girl cuz were cheap (he even tried to refuse tipping one girl lol!) but Megan would throw 2 or 3 bucks lol. One stripper came over and sucked her nipple n shit it was pretty tight but Nate just thinks Megan's "wierd" now lol, but I dont because alot of girls are bi and its a turn on for me.

briefly; private dances are too expensive and make u feel ripped off afterwards. I got back from Little Darlings tonight at like 1am cuz its free on tuesday apparently and this time I only spent 2 bucks lol. Redhead was so fine I would feel bad for not giving her 2 dollars, such a silly way of thinking you get accustomed to after being to a strip club. Crazy Crazy places its fun to watch the middle-aged to older crowd throw hella dollars on stage. one guy made a house of stacked 1's and another threw a bunch of darts rolled up with a pointy end at a strippers ass. it definitely wasnt as fun this time though lol I hella wanted to get a private dance but I didnt want that feeling again afterwards and I want to keep it that way until I'm like one of those older dudes with hella money to throw around.

 

after reading what u guys said about the clubs being shitty vegas has some good clubs lol, the ones I went to had free drinks, emm the bathroom was nice except for the cigarettes i paid 7 bucks for just to give away the next day because they were reds and not 27's. and most all the girls looked like they were having a good time. too good of a time almost, lol. and alot of girls would spin alot, some even climbing to the top and spinning upside down downwards with theyre ass out and legs spread lol, crazy shit. going to a strip club stoned owns though, and I dont drink so its tight lol.