With a great compassion we are watching the events in the country of the Greatest Democracy, that illuminating the world’s way to freedom. We are concerned especially now when you are running into temporary financial problems, caused by a Washington-based bankers mafia, reaching pickpocketing of ordinary Americans. We know that your country is experiencing a hard time at the moment– closing businesses, increasing unemployment and all mess around. Besides the government is brazenly robbing ordinary white guys in order to feed and appease the growing crowd of Cobra monkeys and dirty Wetbacks. It’s true that we went through this challenges once, in times when Democracy revived in our land, after long years of communist totalitarianism. We gratefully remember the contribution of your country, John to the case of our Freedom. In gratitude for this assistance, I would like to share with you some very helpful advice. When your neighbors losing their jobs, an ordinary white man like you shouldn’t stand up for welfare execute or run for the food stamps. He should step up instead and start up a new profitable business, that’s available to anyone. First of all, rent a fenced area on the outskirts of your town, John. It will cost you a penny these days. Secondly, get some warehouse scales. Park your trailer next to the scales then and fill its fridge with a beer. This is your self-made office now. Furthermore, you shouldn’t forget to hang a large banner above the entrance to a worksite saying “Let’s Clean our County from the Awful Garbage!” and “profitably sell unwanted scrap metal and nonferrous metal”. Keep in mind, the banner must be large! Download wholesale operators’ prices for copper grades 3A and 5A, get as well any other requirements for buying non-ferrous metal scrap. Don’t forget to set the road signs to your work site! The road signs should be large also! So start working! Buddy, you will be really amazed to know how much ferrous and non-ferrous metals there are in the universe around you. You are surprised after you print your offer letter and start giving it to your potential suppliers. Don’t be confused with the color of their skin – you are living in a tolerant society after all. Collect EVERYTHING they will give you! While doing you’ll learn a lot of new thing about this world. Some analysts think that recent market prices for copper and other non-ferrous metals are over-heated. And some analytics are damn right! By the end of the first year of new business operations you will have a chance to change your old Ford to a new Jaguar with all of bells and whistles. Moreover, maybe-just maybe – you will decide to write a book about all this. Instead of writing the books start writing something else. Send a message to your Sheriff and State Police – since you will become a truly indispensable man for them. So, do not worry, your business will not be closed. In fact, something quite opposite is going to happen – it will be ignored by the officials, except when they’ll come to you to get paid. Thus, couple years later you will have six pickup trucks with shafts and a dozen of gas-cutters. So you can sell your suppliers some spare parts and fuel. And if we may come across you buy a round of drinks for me. In conclusion, I can say, do not pull the cat’s stain, John. What you have now is an opportunity to start a new Golden Era – the Era of processing collected metals. Do you know the old saying that early bird always get the best worm? If you miss right now, don’t be surprise seeing your neighbor James driving his pickup truck around the neighborhood with a banner on top – “Let’s all Go to WeekEnd Litter Pick Up!”
I love that prophecy. I have a beautiful picture of a native Cree with that written underneath. It's so true, that time will come.
