Stranded on an Island, what would you bring?

Ok, I have been thinkin about this for a while. The hipocritic laws that are forced upon upon us to keep the alcohol/tobacco/pharm companies rich really piss me off, so I would like to be stranded on a tropical island where I could start my own utopia!
So what stuff would you bring with you, what would you build, or what would you do for fun? (Let your imagination run wild)

I'll let you folks start off and I'll chime in later.

 

Hmmmm........shouldn't this be in Random Thoughts or something?

 

My bad I never really searched the other forums, I just found the opiates forum and have been using it since opies are my main crutch anymore.

 

Opiates. Mad fucking orgy opiates. A myriad of teal colored 80's and Siamese Kitten heroin.

A friend.

Benzos.

Dank.

Mescaline.

MDMA.

A casket.

No.

As stated above.

 

I myself wouldn't bring the drugs (well maybe to start off with), I would bring stuff to grow and manufacture all my own highly potent opies and buds. Give a man a bundle and he's high for a day, teach a man to make his own smack and he'll prob die in a day. Oh but what a lovely day that would be, lol

 

Good enough:tongue:

 

Nice A man on a mission

 

Marijuana seeds(and everything else I need to maintain the plants-long list)

I'd build my own little cabin in the forest, near the beach.

My guitar, and a hammock

Sunpanels so I have a little electricity to charge up my ipod...for some tunes

Seeds to grow my own vegetables, and unpersihables until they do grow and flourish
Plus fertilizer

Fresh drinking water

A dog for companionship

And maybe a man...that I can tie up in the back and use for sexual favours when desired jk.... jk...

 

Anything worth doing... is worth doing right.

 

Nice one on the solar panels Willow! I completely wrote off electricity, wasnt thinkin outside of the box. Now I could have a flatscreen, ps3, and maybe even a dish! I was thinking the only fun game to play would be the "Happy Fun Fuck A Coconut Game"

 

4 lbs of meth

 

Have fun!

 

LOL you know I think you'd be better off with a grape fruit

 

Now I know what happened to Freddy Krueger, he wasnt burnt up by vigalantes, he blew up in a meth lab! Lol!
I dont know how well meth would work on an islan, you'd be tweaked outta your mind tryin to build a space rocket outta shit and bannanas!

 

This is true. Do you until you are no more.

 

all good ideas here

i would bring my boyfriend and everyone on this thread .

 

I'm open to having a colony of cool people on the island, just gonna need a sign or banner reading No Douchebags Allowed! or something along those lines.

Gonna need to bring some cows and pigs, I gotta have my bacon cheeseburgers, perhaps with an opium mayonnaise.

 

hydros, weed, books, radio, a really hot girl

 

You know if I had my own island where I could get drugged out and be relaxed all the time I would prob just get high as fuck (HAF) everyday then I would sit on the beach and send out messages in bottles. They wouldn't be sos's, they would be a mixture of vulgarity, dirty jokes, and rude remarks about peoples mothers. That sounds like paradise to me! Lol!

 

Assuming there's already an endless supply of the necessities (food, clothing, shelter, water, sunscreen) I'd bring the following:

1. Pen, paper and plenty of good/long books to read.

2. All the music I could download/buy/burn. Preferably some stuff like Bob Marley, Black Moth, Peaches, Pharcyde, Sublime, Nirvana, Erykah Badu, etc.

3. The most comfy furniture in the world. Huge bed, couch, lounge chairs, loveseat...etc.

4. About 10 sexy island mates with which to orgify

5. DRUGS. A lifetime supply of MDMA, pot, hydrocodone, San Pedro cactus, percocets, dilaudid, shrooms, amphetamine/dexamp, benzedrex, lsd and seeds to grow my own personal gardens of Eden until I die a happy, premature death