Straight In A Relationship But Used A Dildo When I Was Drunk On My Ass

Discussion in 'Bisexual' started by Corey.1995, Jul 22, 2015.

  1. Corey.1995

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    Hi guys, so basically I've been with my gf for about 4 years, I've never had anything in my ass before but last night when she went shopping I found her thrusting dildo in her draw, having heard a lot about prostate stimulation I let curiosity get the better of me and thought I'd try it, I used a lot of her lube and starting fingering my virgin asshole, I've always been an avid homophobe and never agreed with it at all, but as my finger first penetrated me I slowly let myself slip open to the idea, then I grabbed her 8 inch vibrator and slowly penetrated my ass, it hurt a lot and I got it about 5 inches in before I stopped and decided it wasn't for me, but then I turned on the thrust setting and was quickly seduced, the next thing I know I was lying there with my legs spread begging this machine to fuck me harder until I cum a huge load, I quickly cleaned up after licking my fingers and the dildo clean before my girl got home, but now all I can think about is getting my ass fucked, not by a dildo but by the real thing, I can't stop thinking about a guy bursting his load into my virgin ass, I had sex with my girl last night and i just wasn't into it like I used to be, I think I may of accident seduced myself into becoming gay or bisexual at least, I m literally craving to be fucked it's all I can thing about
     
  2. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    oh gawd, not another one.

    yes, now you are hopelessly gay and forever addicted to shoving any and everything up your ass.
    Forget about ever having any children because now women will make you vomit every time you see one naked.

    Yup, you have definitely turned gay.
    abandon all hope of ever being "normal" again
     
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  3. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Yep, what noxious said. You are definitely suuuuuuuper gay now. You are gonna have to break up with ur gf, because women just aren't gonna do it for you anymore. While you are at it you should pick up some pink shirts and bowties. It's the mandatory gay men uniform. Oh and practice saying fabulous in a sing song voice.
     
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  4. Corey.1995

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    Regardless would any of you wanna pop my anal cherry? I don't know any gay guys and I'm really lusingt after dick
     
  5. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Ask your girlfriend to get a strap on. My boyfriend loves when I fuck him in the ass with one.
     
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  6. Corey.1995

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    I've tried she just called it weird :(
     
  7. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    There is a guy on here who is on a real "quest" for some dick, actually. You and him should meet.
     
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  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Be like buying a second usb charger when you really need to cable to stick into the first one
     
  9. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    That's can take turns being the cable!
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    USB ports everywhere, never enough cables to go around ;)
     
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    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Why did no one colour the bottom of the gun black to match the top?
     
  13. xenxan

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    It is an interracial gun, it has no preference :D
     
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  14. SMcDaniel001

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    Man, you had trouble having sex with your woman after penetrating your ass? And you've always been a homophobe but you stuck a dildo in your ass?

    Anal play makes me horny as hell for sex with my lady. I feel a certain connection from knowing what it feels like being penetrated.
     
  15. Ringstar

    Ringstar Novice Warlock

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    I think you've already "popped your anal cherry" pal....so you are ruined!
     
  16. Ringstar

    Ringstar Novice Warlock

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    And you could both meet me...and we could all be GAY TOGETHER !!!! :daisy:
     
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  17. Bimike105

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    The real thing feels so much better. Find a friend online. I wouldn't let any random bust in your ass though.
     
  18. Sleeping Caterpillar

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    Marry a jew, preferably as israeli as possible

    and welcome to fetish porn
    [​IMG]
     
  19. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Man I want wall to wall animal print carpets with matching drapes!
     
  20. expanse

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    [quote name="Corey.1995" post="7770229" timestamp="1437572797"/ I think I may of accident seduced myself into becoming gay or bisexual at least, I m literally craving to be fucked it's all I can thing about[/quote]

    Hahaha
    This should go into the troll hall of fame.

    I wonder if that would seem funny to me had I not taken ambiem
     
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