Story Time..

It's the story thread.

Only one sentence per post, anything you want I'll start,

I was sitting at a cheap diner on a cold rainy night..

 

When I looked down and noticed a big....

 

Dick. It was chopped off and laying under the table.

 

.....cockroach lurking underneath the table. i looked up.....

 

dammit....i suck at these things someone always posts the same time that i do

 

No No I posted before you

 

so i picked it up and stuck it..

 

in my mouth. The taste was so

 

[so i picked it up and stuck it..]



...on the table, wondering if it was a penis or a cockroach...

 

haha okay which one should i go with

 

the one before it, duh

 

i say, you have to shout got it before you post....like you do in baseball...that way your minds dont run into one another

 

The sexy waitress approached my table with todays special..

 

shout!

i asked for her number along with my coffee...

 

She smiled, blushed and reached for her pen and notepad......

 

I'll take your coffee order but there's no way I'm giving you my phone number when I know damn well your wife's in the bathroom.

 

in the bathroom fucking the busboy!!