story of the day thread

well i think this would be a nice place for people to tell their stories of their days ill start

W/O WEED!!! this girl and i killed this jackass by walking into office max where he works (wasnt working tonight) then we bought a huge sharpie and a giant calender
we took the sharpie and wrote "Colton its totally over" <3 Marcus P.S. the sex was great but its toooo small
(this guy had it coming he is a jackass like i stated b4)
so me and his ex then take it inside i give it to one of his co-workers and we walk out and we see the guy read it and he cracks up but were gone already.
Then we go to the store and buy TP and canned cheese and go to his house TP it wearing only our underwear and with the cheese write "MAN WHORE" and "Colton loves Marcus" "From E&N" (emily and nate)

wow this was a good nite, he knew he had it coming

unfortunately she doesnt smoke her dad does but were gonna eat some pot cookies and do something tomarow

 

i've already posted the story of my day in another thread but ill post it again here since im not stoned for most of it.

my buddy got back in town, and I come across $50. Well he's gonna get a a half of some high mids so I go to the grocery store and wait for him to arrive.
While im waiting I go to an ATM machine to collect my $50.
I get my $50 bucks and 2 people from my school come up and ask for some cash for some smokes. I don't really know these two, just that they go to my school. I told them no because I needed it for something.
I'm guessing they knew I was a stoner because one of them pulled out a dime and offered it to me saying it was some dro. And you know... I don't buy anything off people I dont know regardless of how good the shit looks. It looked to be pretty good but you never know. It was really green and had no seeds or stems. I told him nop thankyou, and my friend started walkin up. He ended up buyin that dime which was actually indeed some good stuff(We smoked it later) Well anyways, these two kids are saying they are some of the biggest dealers here and are gonna get usa beat up and stuff if we dopnt give them 10 bucks for some smokes. My and my buddy walk off and go to pick up my half. Boom.. Teh people we went to were dry.. We found out the whole town is pretty dry right now aswell. We go off to try one more place he knows of.
About half way there we notice thoughs 2 dudes following us andf they catch up. They say they want $10 bucks. They didn't know we had more. I keep tellin him no cuz I didnt wanna give some random shit head no money. THen I slip my friend all my money and they never noticed. They left him out of all this because he used the 10 he had on that dime. So I pulled out my wallet and told thme I didnt have no money then they wanted to pat me down cuz they thought I was lying, they started to come at me threatening me and such(Oh and btw, I was on some roller blades so im in no position to fight. anyways I back off and go talk to my friend for a second, and he askes me if I got any weapons or anything. I said no then he says what's that on your pocket, and I look down to find my blade on my pocket. fuck yea! So I leave it there for now and then I let them pat me down(I forgot I had the knife because three more had shown up and I was intimidated.) then he gets to my knife on my pants and im like fuck that and tell him to get the fuck off me. He freak and start goin at me. I told him you know what fuck it, I got 10 dollors from my friend and gave it to him and they left us alone.
The only reason I did that was cuz I was on blades, my buddy was stoned off his ass and was in no position to fight and I didn't feel like gettin in shit for pullin a knife and such, you know what I mean? Well after that we go to the other place and they are dry too so we sit down and smoke that dime there with the people at the house we were at. It was actually some pretty good shit. I had to get home before my parents did so I left my buddy with my money and he;s gonna do some searching tonight and if he cant find none we gonna do some searching tommorow. I know big deal $10 dollors, its just it really pissed me off.

BTW, i think this thread is a good idea. i'd like to hear how some of yalls stories.

 

i know people have something interesting happen to them

 

to put a long complicated day simply:
I almost totaled my car accidentally by backing off a ledge while ditchin class, then had to get my dad to help me pull it out & admit i was ditching. then had to go back to school(a little freaked out & in need of a cig or bowl). Finally found one, went to a place near my house to get it, then went back to school blazed & finished my photography project...fuckin insane day(i left out alotta details)


SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!

 

i hung with the same chick again and she is 17 and can drive (im 14 sucks) but were driving around in a new are where houses are being built and we get out walk around and get in the car and were being followed then we speed up go in a circle and follow them then we see the plates and they are firedepartments one lol

 

tongo1, you let some dude pat you down and then you gave him ten dollars? learn to fight or run..

 

Well my story of today is...just got up really hung over. Last nights story is far better.
Brought a nice quart, left and 8th at home for today and then trotted off down to the pub, had a smoke on the way. Got really pissed and sort of fell around the pub for a while. Had a smoke. Went back to the pub, talked to some hot girls. Smoked, smoked and then walked home with a smoke.
Was a good day, and the best thing is. I have money left, and a fat 8th!

 

I woke up
hung around
internet sucked my brain for ages
made bread (SO GOOD)
figured out different stylings for my new haircut (I have a MOHAWk. It's so awesome)
watched a movie (Empire Records)
had fish and chips with my flatmates for dinner
went to work at my bar
was allowed to finish work early (3am-ish)
went raving at my old bar till 5am
came home
smoked a cone
went online
started downloading another episode of grey's anatomy
am now writing this post.
That is my day.

 

haha, very nice man.

my hands are kinda numb right now cause i was just out for a bit trying to find a place to smoke. this might get long since im very high and just going to let myself ramble.

first, i went down to this place, kinda in some brush where i smoke a lot of the time - nice place next to a creek and stuff. well today i was going into there, listening to pink floyd "a momentary lapse of reason", and i took my headphones off and heard something walking around in the brush. so i go to another area, and im just about to load my bowl when i hear a sound again. i look and there's a guy standing there, in the middle of the swampy part of the brush. i was like "uh, hello" and he said "hey how are you", i was like "good.." and just kinda walked away. haha i lost my aviators there yesterday but i found em again and they're all good.

so i went to find another spot, i walk for 20 min until i find some good woods. i jumped off the side of the road into the woods, went in for a good while... man it was awesome... so nice in there, spring just beginning and all bright and stuff... smokin a bowl in the forest is the best.

then, im leaving, taking care to not look like a crazy guy jumping out of the woods. i get onto the road again. then i realize SHIT, where are my headphones?! i turn around (and suddenly this ALWAYS-deserted road is the most busy road in town) and they are stuck a little ways in. well i got all paranoid and shit, and now i have to go get them later! fuckin lame.. its so fucking cold out

hahahahhaha. anyways, everyone have a good afternoon and whatnot. im just chillin, gonna play some video games...

aha, what a long post... if you read this, nice job!

 

church

 

hmm last night i went round a mates house smoked a couple spliffs and a fat blunt, then trekked across town to another mates house, dropped a couples e's (my first time mmmm it was gooooood) and me and 2 other mates blazed our way through a quarter of skunk mm im so tired today

chiiiiill

 

damn. well ill start with last afternoon.

i went to my friend's town, his mom was out so he had an open house. at around 430 i started hitting the bong. then 3 of us got onto the balcony and smoked a fat blunt with around 2 gs in it. some more people came and we smoked more.

then i started hitting my 40s but my stomach wasnt up for drinking so i stopped and ripped the bong a ton. then some people laced the blunt with coke, which wasnt preferable but the majority wanted it, so i smoked that. tons of lines of coke and oxy were snorted.

my friend also made brownies and i had one and a half for 10. there were like 20 grams in the brownies and there were like 12 of them. i gotta pay my friend back on that. i fell asleep at 11 because i had gotten two hours of sleep that day because i was working on stuff for school.

today, i was just burnt out all day. we had bong sessions, tons of food and stuff. it was pretty fun although i spent a ton of money i shouldn't have. i had this nice 10 bag of haze which i smoked in the bong.

 

DAMN I AM STUPID LOL

ok so i was with the same girl again and we go to the guys house knoing there is a camera so we go up to it makeout (yea its his ex) and then i moon the camera AFTER putting my face in it. Then she texts him just saying "hey" HAHAHAHA wut fun

but yea we start walking and his dad comes out get in the car and follows us and pulls over at the park. we are walking and he yells "ASHLEY, HEY ASHLEY" (one of this guys bitchy exes) so we kind of walk faster and go towards another exit and he gets in his car drives around towards it and we run towards her car, at another exit.

yea stupidity i know but its thrilling and kinda stupid, now she as in emily is panicking becuz she doesnt want to get in trouble

the reason she likes me though is becuz i like to take risks lol

 

i pretty much sat around all day playing video games, blazing, and selling dope.

though it was the nicest day so far this year, so i went on my first barefoot walk, and shit i'm looking foreward to summer. on my walk i saw a stoner from school, and i sold him a gram. then i went down to the peace pavillion on the waterfront and smoked a joint, picked up a new pack of ziggy's and headed home. verrry nice

 

did i mention once the guy colton comes home hell see my face on camera and know who i am

 

I got a little high, chilled at the mall and found this chick that I knew from a party a few days ago. We decided to go find a rave and we ended up getting stuck in the mud. We got some guy to help us out with his truck, even at 11:00 at night...

We never even found the rave so we went back to town and just drove around. We nearly got hit by this car with no lights, the mother fucker started swerving behind me then slid all the way in front of me and almost ran into the curb. His car literally almost started to flip.

We went to Mcdonalds but couldnt find the money so we just left. Overall, a pretty weird and crazy night. The cool thing was while I was taking her to her friends house, we passes by like 6 parties, she could easily walk over to one

 

drank, had a convo. with my boyfriend about whether or not Bert and Mary Poppins were having sex, wondered if i was pregnant, became frightened, watched Papa Don't Preach (music video), became more frightened, danced, watched clips of disney movies, danced, didn't sleep, watched the sun rise. got my nephew up and ready. had breakfast.

 

Well? ARE you pregnant?

 

^^
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im totally lost about ur pregnancy.