Stop drugs before drugs stop you

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  1. bird_migration

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    Many studies have proven that drugs are indeed harmful for ones health. So I am on a mission to save you all. STOP DRUGS BEFORE IT STOPS YOU!
    I hope you will listen to my wise words of infinite wisdom and give up a naughty habit. Keep a healthy and clean body and a focused mind.

    With love and care,

    Timothay L. Whitewater.
     
  2. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Drugs are bad MMMKKKKAAAAYYYY
     
  3. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    haha birds been around long before you
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    mastering bating is free, safe and it cleans the testicular region and focuses your mind..... on the pronzor anyway.....

    mastering bation is the future!!!!
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Calm down, Justin. You are probably under the influence of something nasty. Once your mind is clean again you might regret your harsh words.

    Love, Timothay.
     
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    Fallout55 Banned

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  7. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    Its true though and deep deep down you know it is!!!
    Timothay is right, he always is
     
  8. cdst4302

    cdst4302 Member

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    are you gay?
     
  9. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Justin?
     
  10. bird_migration

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    Thank you, my dearest and sweetest Wiggy.

    A kiss on your forehead from Timothay.
     
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    No, gayness is a biblical crime and thus am I into teh laydies.
     
  12. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    drugs are not my thing.

    mind expanding tools are great though.
     
  13. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    I feel truely blessed dear Timothay!!!!
     
  14. bird_migration

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    A chainsaw can expand your mind infinitely.
     
  15. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    Well sir.

    You've already got the wisdom vote, you could be a complete dumbass, yet if you REALLY are 85, you've just won the majority of the forum strictly based on age.

    In the long run, im sure you've seen some crazy shit. But if you're one of those idiotic scientoligist douche bags who claim marijuana is the devil, then im going to go ahead and say the clock is ticking, no worries on my end.
     
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    You are blessed, my child. Your beauty conquers our inconsistencies and will triumphantly blow the horn of our sweet love.
     
  17. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    so true.... but id like to come down, and not be spun for life.

    Weed, and LSD are my tools.
     
  18. bird_migration

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    One day your wisdom will match mine. That is, if you live to be 476.
     
  19. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    sir Timothay if i repent for my sins by mastering and bating will jesus lord the christ forgive me? plz oh plz i doonot want to go to hell
     
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    You can not remove a screw with them, nor build a house.
    All you can build are images and fantasies, based on nothing but thin air.

    Is that worth an empty life?
     

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