stoners worst nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!

My Fucking Microwave Is Broke Noooooooooooooooooooo

 

build a fire and make smore-kabobs. thats what heros do

 

Yes^

 

dude, that's not that bad. it'd be way worse if you were completely dry/arrested/fucking in the ass by a guy called bubba/magically changed so that pot had no longer affected you.

 

thaz fukin funny

 

i usually dont eat that much shit outta the microwave, id rather have that cold sensation from ice cream or and ice cold coke a cola...i love that feeling.......

 

One time I tried making mexican s'mores... we were out of graham crackers and had to use tortillas...

 

OOOOOOHHH. First I thought you meant you were pissed because you couldn't make firecrackers or something. I was wondering why the fuck you couldn't just smoke it.

I should be un-stoned by now... I like it.

 

dude call NORML, I think they will air drop you one immediatly.

 

dude toaster ovens are way better

 

Bbq

 

if it has to come to it...use your little bic lighter

 

Haha, I'm gonna roast some marshmallows like that later tonight while I smoke.

 

ha ha ive roasted marshmallows with my bic b4! it tasted like shit though, so i used my bic to light an unscented candle to roast mallows,microwaves/toaster ovens are a stoners best friend.

 

My microwave was out of commision last weekend, me and my friend got together all this frozen food(we were ripped) and then we realized the microwave was broken it was the saddest moment of the night. My friend tried to heat a hotpocket with a his lighter it was some funny shit.