Stoner Sayings

I was wondering if anyone knew any stoner quotes or sayings (ie 2High2Die). Id love to hear some of them.

 

Don't Panic, It's Organic!

 

"I'm so high right now" what me and my friend say, like from harold and kumar with the kid on the dont smoke pot commercial w the shotgun.

And "Hey i didnt even get a hit yet"

 

Wasn't this a thread like last week?

 

"dude... i am high"
"wait, what?"
i dunno, those seem to be said alot

 

Burn one to earn one

 

Why drink and drive
When you can smoke and fly

 

"whose bowl is it now?"

 

definately "wait, what?"

 

wana fuck or what




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