Stoner Princess

one day me and my stoner princess will meet with joints in our hands walking through the shallow, urban purgatory of toronto. We will embrace and tell each other how much we love each other and then hop onto our white stallion and ride into the cosmos, ignoring the stars around us for we are hypnotized by the beauty we see in each others glass water pipes. I will love my stoner princess simply because I know whenever i am high, she will be high and whenever i am down, she will be down. we will have a bond of unconditional love and live until we die with nothing but our love and our marijuana to shelter us. perhaps the day will come when we have to get jobs for we cannot support ourselves without them but we will work for the man along side each other, just like we dropped out of high school together. we will be high and we will be in love. we will be high and we will be in love. we will be high and we will be in love.

*sigh* another lonely after school solo session. this weed would be so much better with a janis joplin or grace slick to share it with. why must every woman be nothing more than cattle in a brain farm? why must all the women suffocate themselves in materialistic possessions and trashy reality tv? why must all the women be the slaves of teeny bopper magazines? where is my stoner princess who buys her own weed rather than mooching off naive teenage boys? where is my stoner princess who loves to get stoned and loves to love?

i am no longer horny. i am lonely.

 

Haha, you're opinions of women are funny. I don't really know any chicas that don't toke. But about women buying their own weed, you're goddamn right! I'm tired of other girls mooching off me. It's called m-a-t-c-h-i-n-g. Sheesh. You'll find your stoner chick one day though, don't you worry.

 

awwwwww , sweetest post of the day

this is something for the "love and friendship" forum because i'm sure there's a stoner princess somewhere for you...the complete stoner royal-family seems to post here anyway

 

I always have weed on me or I'll always throw in.

 

thats hot. i like that i am not how you described women to be....


i wish i could meet people on here and just smoke with them...it will come true one day..

 

Marquee is very good at summarizing the hopes and dreams of people such as myself.

=) + =(

All hope is not lost, Marquee: You're still in high school; once you get to a decent college (if you go), you'll meet a LOT of people who feel very similar to the way you feel ...

... Well, not really. Not in America at least. Just hope it's different up there in Canada. =\

 

Hikaro why is your pic of a girl but the thing say your a guy?


Anyway, Im lonely too. Im having no luck in te relationship area my favourite girl doesnt want a relationship, and if she did, cannot and never can smoke weed unless i want to fuck her up forever. and its really hard to find anyone with a passion for smoking and female too. I think all the stoner chicks hang around together and are lesbian.

I jsut wanna smoke with someone a really care about, i think it would be so great.

 

We aren't all teenybopper materialists

 

"Hikaro why is your pic of a girl but the thing say your a guy?"

(laughs) So I'm going to pull out a quote from A Bug's Life here:

"So, being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl, does it?"

Likewise, just because I have (or am on my way to having ) long hair, and my avatar happens to have a flower in it, I'm automatically a girl? Is that it? Can't a guy be at peace with himself and with nature without being a girl? =P

Besides, the caption for the avatar is "young hippie," and the ONLY people I have seen with this avatar have been male. =) So mleyhhh *sticks out tongue jokingly*

But hey, at least you *almost* got my name right. =P



By the way: Why is your pic of a Frenchman, yet you don't act French in any way that I've seen so far ...?

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helzie, if you are not all teenybopper materialists, then where are all the people like you who aren't? =( I swear, it's like looking for a needle in a stack of needles!

 

lol i hear ya man, youll meet her someday

 

i met this black stoner girl that rolled a better blunt than me. i was like WTF!!!

then she was like heyyy.. im gonna roll another blunt.

 

I have no idea where you guys are looking but me as well as 3 of my really good girl friends can all roll better blunts than most guys. I like my group because unlike most people my age (well none of my friends are my age- I'm the baby ) I can keep a conversation up with them.

 

shes a keeper

 

i too want to share the joy of ganja with my g/f

she really exists, and is already my girlfriend

but doesn't like ganja

 

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LivingLegends: Aye, doesn't society just suck like that? =\ Nowadays, there are few people intelligent enough to be able to hold a conversation more than "sup?" "not much."

 

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hey that's pretty chill. i guess girls down where you live are more bud savvy than the girls here.

 

Yeah, smoking with someone you love is really great. The sex is especially intense. It's like the first time you ever made love to your girl (or guy), you know, the early days of your relationship when you have no other thoughts but each other's flesh. It's a beautiful thing. But, Marquee, your choice of intellectual women who can hold a conversation about Neitzsche aren't going to be found in the 9th grade. You're not going to be talking to most 9th graders about whether essence precedes existence. You're the anomaly rather than the standard. You're either going to have to wait for college to come along, or you're going to have to fair well with the older ladies, which is fairly difficult to do, even if you're a stud. It's good that you educate yourself to some extent, though. I feel it's almost necessary for us Ganja smokers to show the world that we're not debilitated vegetables. I think that's actually part of the fight for Marijuana legislation.
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oh i see now! it can look like a guy. but its still pretty feminine


and i have a french man caus he was funny looking hehe

and i only jsut realised that that is musicman..

since you changed to that sig i thought you were jsut a new member..

and of all the people i know, there is a serious defficiency with intelligent females that have personalities lol.. i think its jsut a demographic thing, that all the females who are my friends are not all that intellectual (despite being great poeple, my good friends) and those who are.. well theyre not the sorta people id wanna hang out with. so as much as id love to be able to discuss interesting philosophical or scientific issues, i dont expect it of the girls i look for lol.. it comes behind personality for me. hang on how did the topic get onto this, ive forgotten now :S i can barely remember what thread this is...