stoner mistakes

i like to keep my weed in glass jars - keeps it fresh for longer. so i have one glass jar from which i pack my bong, and another, smaller jar for the stragly pieces of weed that i use to pack my vaporizer. you know how there are always leaf pieces on the bud? i throw all that, and the stemmy pieces of weed into the vape jar, and grind it all up.

anyways, i'm sitting at my desk with both jars out and i reach for my bong, knocking the small glass jar with a bunch of ground up weed onto my floor. it shatters. now i have weed dust on my dirty floor with 100s of little glass shards mixed in. i tried to salvage what i could, but it wasn't much. i decided to vacuum up the rest, and as i did i grumpily thought "damnit, i have vacuumed more weed today than i've smoked!"

i even tried blowing up a balloon and using the static electricity to pick up the weed. it also picked up dirt and hair from the floor, and pretty quickly i popped the balloon on the broken glass bits.

 

the other day i asked my friend to pick me up a bag. i usually get ounces of decent stuff, but this guy my friend gets it from has super good weed for $50 an eighth, or $45 if you buy two.

so my friend bought two, and brought them over. he said we should toss them on my scale, one felt lighter than the other. he was right! the first bag we tossed on was about 4 grams...with the bag. now we all know a bag weighs at least a gram usually, so this was not right! now we weighed just the weed. one weighed 2.8 grams and the other was only 2.1!

anyways, he texted the dude and he said he could come get another eighth for free. so it all worked out, but now my friend is pretty sure he's been buying light bags for the past few months. not cool

 

Probably

 

I also keep two mason jars with different stuff for bongs and vaping lol.

 

I keep mine in three jars. I usually pick up two different strains at a time and keep them each in their own jar, and also have a separate one for my vaped weed (which I then bake with).

My stoner mistake is pretty recent and pretty small, I guess. I made the mistake of writing my to-do list for the week while high, and ended up reading the wrong article for one of my classes. Luckily, it meant reading this week's reading last week, so I have less to do this week

 

I think my worst stoner mistake was reaching for the Visine and ending up with nasal decongestant in my eye.

 

My friend was at a stoplight in downtown (smoking a joint - not too smart, I know, but there's a time of life when people tend to do stupid things) and a cop walked up to the truck and told him to pull over. So my friend just drove off, but the cop was running along beside him saying "Pull over!" So my friend sped up and the cop was still keeping up with him! Then he realized the cop was on a motorcycle.

He had to eat the lit joint, but everything was a felony at the time, so good move.

(Good one Manservant)

 

Yesterday when I got overly blowed and had that sick dizzy feeling :/ but don't get me wrong, I was just having an off day. Being stoned is the way to go.

 

one time camping i started to brush my teeth with sunscreen.

 

I was stoned once in college and got into the wrong car in the dorm parking lot. I was so stoned that I thought the mess in the car was mine so I started stuffing stuff into 2 empty Mcdonald's bags to clean it up. I got out to throw the bags away, turned around to walk back to the car and realized that it wasn't mine.

 

hahaha, now that's a good one.. imagine going to your car and being like "Whoaa, shit is clean"

 

i got into the wrong car once meeting someone to buy weed. "oops, sorry!"

 

Yeah, I bet they were scratching their head.

 

oh wow, the glass shards would really ruin a lot!

I've done this about 3-4 times now where I buy like a half O, then it spills on the bed or carpet, you can get a lot back np, but sticky sheets are best served white

 

huh?

 

cum

 

gross

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

I once left a gram of hash on the coffee table and my dog came along and ate it. It was really disappointing at first until about 30 minutes in she started acting really goofy, rolling around on the floor and howling at particles in the air. I was still disappointed I didn't have anything to smoke but at least she kept me entertained for a while.

Before she ate the hash she never liked to be around pot smoke but ever since she ate the hash she comes up and begs anyone smoking to blow smoke in her face.