Stoner Circle

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by purple_granola, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. purple_granola

    purple_granola Member

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    ok we will go around and say weird shit,

    when i was a baby i would pull my own and then look at my sister cry cuz i thought she did it, sometimes when i am really baked i still do it lol

    *takes a huge bong rip*
    *passes it*
     
  2. Shampoo

    Shampoo Banned

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    when i was younger i used to love rice and hate corn and my bro hated rice and loved corn then as we got older i loved corn and hated rice and he....whoa i am sooo confused ..

    takes two bong rips**
    passes it**
     
  3. Blind_Melon_Chitlin'

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    (In inpersonated surfer/stoner voice)
    "I dont care about your match Ross"
    Laughter
    Bowl passed as laughter continues
    Big hit
    Said again
    More laughter

    A description of what goes on in my stoner circle, more random shit like that is said throughout the night. I said "I dont care about your match Ross" one night after about 3 bowls for no apparent reason (I dont know anybody named Ross), it became a classic line after that night. Since then our original stoner circle has been broken, a friend got caught and is being drug tested by his parents monthly.
     
  4. kennywicked

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    bacon cakes
     
  5. NatureFreak412

    NatureFreak412 Art of Balance

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    Last night me and my circle went to this guys house and they had a sick kitten, its eyes were matted shut and it couldnt move good at all, it slowly followed us and we were tokin so my friend brandon got it concentrated on healing and we all blew smoke on it, and its eyes came open and it started jumping and runing around, then it got cotton mouth and drunk a lot of water then ate a lot of food and fell asleep, and then it woke up and it was still hyper. Ganja is beautiful.. and so is life in all its forms.. thank you God

    ::takes 2 bong rips and passes::
     
  6. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    Hey. where did my dino go.

    *sings the entire song: 'Frankenstien' by The Edgar Winters Group including intrumental part*

    takes a bong rip**

    *realizes that whole song is instrumental*

    takes two bong rips**
    passes it**
     
  7. Andie

    Andie Member

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    "Your baby ate my dingo"!
     
  8. Andie

    Andie Member

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    i just posted.. but forgot to.......
    ....

    *Rips off 2 bong hits, clears that chamber.. annd passes to the riiight"
     
  9. purple_granola

    purple_granola Member

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    lol this is turning out very funny

    when my boyfriend goes to sleep stoned he talks in his sleep, onee nigh he rolled away from me and said, "well thats the cure isn't it!!!!!!!!!!!!" i was so high i started cracking up and then he rolled back and said "Jesus Christ ya Stoner!!!!!" which only made me laugh harder

    *takes another bong hit*
    *passes it*
     
  10. Shampoo

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    one time when i was little i remember this girl i don't remember her name but i remember giong into the bathroom with her and she stood up real quick when she was done and said " i don't wipe" unless maybe i dreamt it shruggs**

    takes two hits**
     
  11. purple_granola

    purple_granola Member

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    lmao good stuff
     
  12. ihavenoideawhatsgoin

    ihavenoideawhatsgoin Banned

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    I'm not sure what anyone is talkin about.
    Takes fatty bong rip**
     
  13. born_into_it

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    yo....I had this borders gift card thing that had 30 buks on it but then i lost it somehow in my room. I know it's there, I just cant find it/ sometimes I think it's ghosts because I lost a dress too, except the card only has 17 dollars on it

    *takes first class hit and passes that bad boy on *
     
  14. Shampoo

    Shampoo Banned

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    i sleep during church

    takes a hit**
     
  15. Moonjava

    Moonjava Senior Member

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    How does a blind person know when they're done wiping their ass?
    *puff puff cough pass*
     
  16. jackstrafromwitchita

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    why do they call them conservatives when they dont conserve anything
     
  17. NatureFreak412

    NatureFreak412 Art of Balance

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    ::takes another bong hit::

    we are in the future like every second so really there is no past, or distant future just an eternal now
     
  18. ihavenoideawhatsgoin

    ihavenoideawhatsgoin Banned

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    If you can go back in time and relive it then does that mean that I'm reliving my past right now 3 years back? And if so does that mean that I've already lived this? Weird.
    * Takes lung wrenching bong rip*
     
  19. purple_granola

    purple_granola Member

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    dude come on ur freaking me out i just watched donni darko lol
     
  20. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    (andie, you know you're stoned when you forget to take a hit, haha)

    Whoa, dude, like, do you think if forks had three points, they'd be called threeks? I like to eat hotdogs with a fork. Hey, if you were a hotdog, and you were starving to death, would you eat you? Cuz I would....

    ::bubblebubblebubblebubble::

    ahhh....

    :: passes ::
     

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