stoned masturbation

How many of you have done this and did it make your orgasm better or worse?

 

I took a short break from cannabis my consumption habit — from age 28 to age 64 — because I had to pass drug tests for work. But both in my youth, and now as an old fart, for me, part of getting baked has always been to eventually find a little privacy and rub one out, very slowly (unless I’m with a willing sex partner, in which case she can expect to get her pussy licked very slowly). And the THC-enhanced orgasms have always been cosmic. They seem to last longer and are so intense I feel as though joy is shredding my penis as the happy-juice courses through my urethra. It’s my opinion that G-d made weed so that we mortals would call out His name when we climax. Not only that, but it’s not just the orgasm that’s enhanced. My consciousness of the sensation of each stroke is also way more intense — as if my penis were licking my favorite flavor ice cream with each stroke. And it’s not just my penis that’s hard. It’s as if my brain also has a boner. Not only that, but my recovery period is shortened. At age 67, with the help of being in that beautiful cannabis haze, I am able to go four times in a two hour interval — with or without vitamin V.

Indeed I’ve always thought that everybody who imbibes cannabis is eager to masturbate once they are high. It’s a natural part of the experience, isn’t it? . . . the unspoken secret of all weed-smokers.

 

Dn

Damn that sounds like a great experience. For me, pot makes me sleepy and worthless. I've never tried to masturbate on it because it doesn't make me horny, just relaxed. Does it make you horny or you just know how good masturbation feels? By asking you this I guess I am trying to determine if I should give it a go or just not wired right for pot high masturbation.

 

Everybody has their own response to cannabis. Additionally, different preparations of cannabis have different effects. Lately I’ve been using a vape-pen with a 9:1 THC to CBD ratio. If you live in a state where recreational pot is legal, you will be able to find vape-pens of various ratios at any dispensary. THC is what makes you high. CBD is the component that calms anxiety.

That pot makes you sleepy might be because you are imbibing at sleepy times of the day, like late at night or just after lunch. Try getting high at a time of day you are normally alert. You also might consider drinking a caffeinated beverage prior to getting high. Caffeine, even without pot, has its own enhancing effect on masturbation.

As to your question, does it make me horny? the answer is yes, but in an indirect way. For example, I went to a symphony performance. Before it started, I ducked into the boys’ room and took a hit off the vape-pen. Then I settled in for the performance. The music was delightful and engaging. A lady on stage playing the cello caught my eye. I couldn’t help fantasizing about her, speculating in my mind that her man had probably fucked her that very afternoon. I imagined I was that man. Before long i was imagining her warm wet vagina sliding around my cock. Of course with these images in my head, I started having the beginnings of an erection pressing against my trousers. And with the THC in my brain, i could not control these thoughts and images. They just happen.

Even getting high alone at home, once the erotic images start in my head, there’s no controlling them. Sometimes it takes a bit of stroking to get hard, but that’s mostly because I’m an old fart. But once I get hard, there’s no going back.

The vape-pen is good because I get a measured dose of THC with each hit. I’m careful not to overdo it. One hit on that thing is quite enough. If, for example, I took three hits on it, I would be too fucked up to do anything. That much would probably also result in “weed-dick,” which is slang for impotence brought on by too much cannabis.

So besides the caffeinated beverage beforehand, take it easy on the cannabis dose. The first time, just do enough to catch a bit of a buzz. Then focus on your masturbation. Even a small buzz will enhance the experience in ways you can’t ignore. Next time you can try a slightly stronger dose, and so on.

Best of luck. Enjoy.

 

Thank you bud. Appreciate the reply. It is legal in Mass they are taking forever to open shops. Still nothing in Boston. Will def look into it. Cheers!

 

Yeah pretty much every time I masturbate, I will smoke a bowl while watching some porn and slowly stroking. I feel like it does make the orgasm more pleasurable

 

I had a friend with a huge cock who would bring over some weed so he could get me stoned and ream me out. I wouldn’t do it without being stoned.

 

Omg yessss. I had a friend like that lol except I always had the weed and he has a big dick too lol. We’d done it sober but definitely stoned was the best. We’d go back and forth on each other for hours, packing bowls and then climb in the shower and he’d fuck my brains out.

 

"Indeed I’ve always thought that everybody who imbibes cannabis is eager to masturbate once they are high. It’s a natural part of the experience, isn’t it? . . . the unspoken secret of all weed-smokers"

it is for me! weed n sex go together for me, whatever form of sex u r into or having. heightens the sensations n pleasure.

Simon

 

Never tried masturbation when i was high. But sex is fun. Causes me to have fewer inhibitions. And that is always a good thing.

 

I love jerking off high. To the point I'm not even interested in cumming. Just love to get absorbed in the pornography.

 

All the time.

 

Little slower time of it

 

It’s over 50 years ago, when I smoked, but it always resulted in a more intense orgasm.

 

Weed is just a little bit better now....give it another go and see.

I think weed is really an orgasm enhancer for me, it also makes me horny as hell.....

 

Oh yes. Good weed generally makes me horny and I often masturbate after smoking.

My first time getting stoned was in 1968. My wife and I wanted to try it and we left our daughter with her grandmother for the night and a friend came over to get us high. He brought some great albums to go with our first high which sounded great. My first time high my wife and I felt really horny and our daughter was away.

After my friend left us alone, we put on the Doors album at a good volume as it was intended to be played. I'd never felt the music affect me so strongly, but their strong beat while we started making out on the floor led to some amazing fucking in the rug followed by a lot more sexual play that night.

Years later, after my wife left me, I was living with a woman who was into poppers. We'd take a hit off the bottle as we were nearing orgasm from sex which could turn the orgasm into a psychedelic experience. The timing doing that when fucking was tricky, but I found that it was perfect during masturbation since I knew when to do it to maximize my orgasm. The difference it made was about the same intense experience I felt from my first ejaculation, though much more powerful.

 

Break on through to the other side...................

I was gonna guess The Who or Grateful Dead......

 

Yes. My wife and I got into marijuana late in life. I'm 64, she's 58. About 3 years ago a friend of hers convinced her to try. She had never even wanted to in all the years we were married. Neither of us had any interest. Well, she tried it and liked it. She was getting high for about 2 months before I realized it. Shocked me, but then kind of turned me on too. She said she'd been high the last few times we had sex and found that her orgasms were much more intense. She wanted me to try it, but I didn't care to.
Well, one afternoon, I found her pipe and stash, and decided to see what it was all about. I texted her and told her I was about to smoke some. She was thrilled! She called me and talked me through loading the pipe and taking a few hits. Man, I got horny. Loved the feeling. Masturbated before she got home.
Now, she smokes a lot more than I do, but I do like it when I masturbate, which is getting to be more frequent lol

 

We sure did to the whole album. I don't think I'd ever seen my wife that turned on.

 

I love doing it