Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I'll buy 2.

 

Bazzaaaaa big Bazza big fucken Barry fucken Gringo

That's what I call him.

 

Saw my juice mayyuunnn.
Peach ice
Mango ice.
Blue ice.

Pack of coils.

 

Let me guess ...hmmmm

Like many people you consider the banana peels/skins the new superfood and digest it like you would the inside causing you to become sick?

 

FDA is cracking down on Ejuice in the USA.. for the kids that parents cant control.

 

No i don't eat the banana peel. I'm a human, not a monkey.

 

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The skin is just as edible as the inside but it does cause some people to become sick

 

Yeah.

Well those people are animals.

 

banana skin is terrible thing to bite into ..

 

I got these Lousianna stripes
And they're always chaining me down
And I'm in debt for 99 years for shooting my wife to the ground
Well she had to love my friend
And that's not right with me
So I grabbed my gun and shot both in the head and then I threw their ass in the creek
And now I'm doing my time
In this Lousianna pen
Thinking about maybe bein free
On the day that I'm a dead man

Well it took some time gettin used to
Bein locked in this prison cell
But I always hum those tunes of George Jones to help me through my days in hell
I've done me 25 years
And that's alright with me
Cause I got me a lotta damn good friends in this Lousianna penitentiary
Now I'm doin my time
In this Lousianna pen
Thinkin about maybe bein free on the day I'll be walkin to feel that fire of the Loui-si-an-a Pen-I-ten-tia-ry

 

Doesn't errything you got have some monetary value to it? Isn't that the way they taught on the streets even pussy had a price tag and even though I was gay she sold ass and headshots on my block every day, then came the dope phase that brought in the crack heads... Put them bars on your windows if you can afford it cause if not they'll break in your shit, steal your shit, smoke your shit and snort it, who knew the hood was in the toilet? Well I guess I kinda had a clue when my mamma sent me to school with a loaded 22 and always told me have a good day.. And remember to never pull trigger without taking the time to motherfucken aim. Aim first. Shoot next. Never ask questions, this is how we brought up on the streets just another lesson!

I remember moving from the 22 up to the big boy glock and it was Tupac beating on the boombox, when I walked up to they guy he pretended he never knew, had me standing right there with my little 22 and I don't know he might have been the PO or even the Feds so I told him I only have friends cause all my enemies are dead and he stood there chuckling like the shit that I'm saying was cute, so I looked right at him and said I'm straight business, CIH, cash in hand.. Are you bullshittin motherfucker or don't you understand? Do you wanna sell the gun and is up for sale or should we both stand here staring until we both go to jail, another lesson... You better know your clientele, be aware of who is dealing and be careful what they sell..

 

crazy lady on plane yesterday. She hulk smashed a computer at him : PublicFreakout

 

Off to lion king. Yay!

 

real story....buddy tried to smuggle cocaine under his toupee but his big hair aroused suspicion

 

my neighbor around the corner rides his bike every morning for his cardio.....every morning captain runs out on the road to say hello and every morning buddy stops because he is afraid of the dog....he has several dogs of his own including a blind one but he is terrified of captain for some reason....

 

been promoting the benefits of dried grapes

just raisin awareness

 

Brilliant :-D And yes, I took notice of it too in the news. Real fricking story!

 

dude in florida cut of the dick of his wife's lover....with scissors

 

There's gotta be a Florida Man joke in here somewhere....

 

he took the pecker with him....i'm choring so I cant search the story