Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Berrr I am hungover a bit today. Not too bad but it's there. Good night though. it just went so quickly like it was really going so quick. Every time I look at time another 2hrs had passed. We'd found ourselves in a strip club and it was 3am when I looked at the time and I knew the sun was gonna kill my vibe so I had to basically call the night off at 4 and arrange to get home. Had to leave some friends there lol.

I still can't believe Eystein. And like see when I knew him 9yrs ago, he was a wizard. He had gorgeous pure white middle back length hair and big white beard down to his chest. Like a wizard bong, and cause he was a spiritual person, people called him the wizard bong lol. And it was all gone. I didn't get to talk to him about what he's up to or if he's still practicing with runes but I'll catch up with him again soon because we have numbers now. He saves all his phone contacts with a photo so he took a shocking selfie of me. I said I'd send him a better one.

 

not drinking all week and then having a couple beers last night. notice the allergy effect on my eyes and sinus. eyes was tired from reading all day .

 

Yabba grabba doob

 

I dont blame them
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and this.
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a lot of people who want to know more about aliens storming area 51

Edit: I also said I was going to the Area-51 march on Facebook.

 

Norwegian forest kitties.

 

Me too. Let's meet up, party with some aliens together

 

But no people for miles and miles and miles??

 

I probably shouldn't say this - so I will. BUT I think lots of people are liars liars pants on fire. (hence, no clothes lololol)

Also these people must either COAT themselves in bug spray, or live in a place (somewhere on this earth) where there are no bugs and it isn't freezing. Down here the bugs would eat their stupid asses alive.

I would rather set myself on fire than walk around naked outside. I'm not even interested in walking around inside naked...the cats would take too much advantage of all of that. lol

 

This one time
I was driving down the road and I saw this guy standing naked as a jaybird on his front porch, enjoying a cup of coffee
I think some nudists do live around people, and just dont care lol

 

I never walk around naked but I can walk outside and pee without a neighbor seeing....closest is about 1/3 mile away with a small forest in between us

having said that...you ladies should experience the naked stroll outside.....at my house …..

 

i'll pay half ...and trust me...i'll show

btw...where is ol mcflirty

 

batman has left the building ..

 

I could walk around the surrounding fields without chance encounter. Except with a horse.
but generally i don't. just around the house and yard.
although those threads have made me curious. i might go further one morning.

 

If I was a female No fucking way would I walk round Naked ! You could meet some perv rapist out an about

 

I'm pretty tough.
I'd be pretty scared if I were that perv rapist.

anyway it's not like walking around in a bikini deters perv rapists.

 

Yeah your probably right ! wouldn't you feel vulnerable ? I would

 

not really.
unless i think someone might see me. i'm not keen on that, but only because of their opinions.
if it were normal i wouldn't care at all.
but i'm not like these exhibitionist types that get a thrill out of someone seeing them.

 

Yeah those are the things that would stop me doing it for sure ! Shame really (I would do it on a desert island Lol )