Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

have you tried French?

 

oh weel my dumb ass over wrote on it cause I didnt turn it off. maybe next time

 

Got the backyard and part of the front mowed before today's storms... I haven't been mowing around the Bluebird house. They have babies in there and I don't want to scare them off. Bluebirds are pretty skittish and normally don't nest around houses/people.

 

Overnight lows between 6C and 8C (43-44ish F) the next few days, and then up in the mid teens next week. Okay to put them out, you think?

 

48f minimum

 

I wouldnt

 

I have a 2-step dance class tonight with a new lady.
I'm gonna ask her to go have pizza and drinks with me afterwards.

I got my talons crossed

 

My neighbour is a 60-something philosophy professor. Noticed today that he had a couple plants out to get some sun today. Hopefully he grows some good stuff and we can trade, Haha.

 

I wish I could grow some yard plants but I'm not going to. maybe when the state gets saturated with cannabis but now that is kind of legit and not legit .. idk.. I've opened up so much area in the back of my place so you couldn't hide them anymore

 

Cultivation could still land me 5 years in the slammer here. Lol (dark cynical lol)

 

I'm legally allowed to grow 4, but could do more because if my prescription if I do the paperwork. I'm going to grow 5 or 6, because the fine for going a couple over is like $250.

 

Your mom’s legally allowed to grow four.

 

Yo moms got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it.

 

Can't resist a Chris Knight verse, especially one as powerful as;

Now I don't wanna risk my freedom..
Growin' crops on company land
But it'd be a damn site better than a government
Cheque in my hand

That's my boy tellin' it like it is.

 

Those bongs are really pretty nice!

And I could AND WOULD (without even trying at all) break it quicker than you could say bong. smdh

 

The tall one is pretty solid. I got the purple one free with it, it's also glass but I don't see myself ever using it unless I want to burn my throat out.

The bigger one has a bigger thumb hole, so when you release, cause you're pulling the smoke up a lot more and harder, once you release all this air goes into your lungs like a vacuum and the weed hits your harder. has been my experience after a day.

 

Your mom got me 5 years in the slammer

..er...

Yeah.

 

Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a one dollar bill and left four quarters flat, yeah!