Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

that looks like the boot Hillary had on...…………….

 

I only saw the big rat from Pete lol.

 

this

 

the poison dries them from the inside....they go to water when that happens

I cant use rat poison because of the hens

 

1000 bucks an hour ortho surgeon
In and out burger 15 minutes
Boot 5 BF's
They made out.... I'm going to get better though, which is all that matters

 

Looks like an alien spin off.

 

How long was the line?

 

its cute you think I remember the line......I dont even remember the theater.....I was in newlywedland at the time....married a week before

 

The nurse took my temperature at the clinic.
I was red faced
Got a fever of 99.7 FM.
I'll fight this off with my bare stamina

 

When my employer sees this boot....

 

At least a week off work though?

 

No work time off.
I go back tomorrow full duty.
Just way way slower

 

Did You Know You Could Consume Cannabis Like This?

 

I consume cannibis.. In my butt.

 

isn't that kinda scratchy, poking it up there?

 

Nah I stick it in a funnel and get the misso to blow it up there.

I'm joking.

Maybe >. >

 

girls can use the other door